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Oh no!!!!!



-dramatic scream-




They're going to kidnap Santa




then blow up the world!!!!!!


-faints-


Where did you find this document?????



-shifty eyes-
-munches cereal-



I really want to read the Manga that goes with the event.



-waits impatiently-




GRRRRR.....





I want Christmas now.



But not the friking Christmas shopping that goes with it.



I want to get presents but not have to go through buying them for other people.



That sounds really selfish and I sound like a b***h but you know what I dont like having to walk around forever wondering what people want for Christmas even though they wrote it down.



Anyway.....



Santa Claus ought to go into the witness protection program until after Christmas...
Hm. Well, Santa's a robot, right?

What if they plan on reprogramming him with their advanced alien technology, then send him back here?

He does have that space-time bag, that doesn't have any holding limit [that's my theory, anyway]. He could just shove everyone in there, they have Santa take us to the home planet, and then we're effed.

That, or they just kidnap Santa, and we get no presents.

I'm kinda confused as to which might be worse.
maybe they simply want to bring christmas joy to zurgs on their planet 3nodding
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maybe they simply want to bring christmas joy to zurgs on their planet 3nodding
I agree. 09 told me that the Zurg are opening a portal on Gaia to their planet so Santa can deliver presents 2 both worlds.
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they already abducted santa, and damaged him internally...
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