spanish inquisition style. this ship is under my control and nothing you say will stop me from pwning it. as the new hostile emporer, i command you to go about your daily lives, anyone who takes any action that wouldn't have occured before my hostile verbal take-over will be thrown in the brig. i command you to kick a**, and get along.... at the SAME TIME! make a statue of me out of emoticons.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ZURG! everyone attack, my unnoficial (accepting donations to make them official) guild (working title, the order of the wandering grunny) will be here to back you up!
fire! *empties a 100 rnd m249 SAW clip into zurg* dieee! for the glory of the wandering grunny!
what'r you gonna do about it, mister katana man? you're a traitor to our people! if i want to pop caps in zurg a** that's my buisness, and if my ownership (herin spelled pwnership) is so illigetimate, than why do you care? (takes tire iron to zurg headlight) what now? that thing in the () is just a start. the wandering grunny is always armed and angsty! legal document... pfft, i have enough imaginary ammo to rectify (hehe, rectify) any legality. charge, men!