Gaia 9 Exclusive Interview with UFO-2 & Santa Claus

[[NPC] alien_ufo_02]

ooo me smell grass meat @_o. ah, sankyu, cindee. @D@ bai baai now....

[[NPC] Cindy Donovinh]

We turn now to the man of the season, Santa Claus himself! ...Sort of. After an extensive search, Gaia 9 has found the cow that now houses Santa Claus's mind. After an even more exhaustive search, we've also found the only man on Gaia who can speak cow: Rancher Bill. Thank you very much for coming, Santa, and thank you, Rancher Bill, for translating.

[[NPC] Santa Claus]

Mooooooooooooo!

[[NPC] Rancher Bill]

He says he's glad to be here, Cindy. And I'm much obliged as well.

[[NPC] Cindy Donovinh]

So, Santa, the question that's on everyone's minds: how will your recent transformation affect the Xmas holiday?

[[NPC] Santa Claus]

Moooo. MooOOOOoo! Mrrooo.

[[NPC] Rancher Bill]

He says that there ain't nothing gonna stop him from delivering those presents. He says he's gonna be out there in the snow, bustin' his flanks trying to make sure every last present gets delivered, hooves or no hooves. But his eyesight ain't so good through them cow eyes of his, so he might need a little help checkin' his list twice.

[[NPC] Cindy Donovinh]

Your resolve is admirable, Santa, but how do you intend to deliver presents when you can't even fit on a sleigh?

[[NPC] Santa Claus]

MOOOoooOOO! Mooooooo.

[[NPC] Rancher Bill]

He's sayin' that he just needs a little help from Gaians, is all. He'll just open up his bag and let them deliver the presents on their own. He trusts 'em to give the presents to the right people. He knows Gaians won't let him down.

[[NPC] Cindy Donovinh]

Santa, how do you react to the news that one of the Zurg intends to step into your shoes and deliver gifts himself?

[[NPC] Santa Claus]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[[NPC] Rancher Bill]

Whoa, easy there, Santa, just calm down and chew your cud for a minute. No need to get rowdy.

[[NPC] Santa Claus]

Moooo.

[[NPC] Rancher Bill]

Santa says he don't much care for the notion of some alien trying to do his job for him, since it were the Zurg what got him into this dag-blamed mess in the first place. He wants to handle it on his own. He says the Zurg have caused enough problems around here.