zOMG Royalty, a Historical Perspective

[Lux Fortuna]

In the history of zOMG, where do you stand? Were you some commoner who lived a peaceful life and for the most part went un-noticed, or did you actually make some noise and do something outstanding?

List your title and why.


It pretty much goes without saying that I'm the King of zOMG. You know, one of those legendary figures that you either hate or love, but regardless of your opinion of him he's done some bad-a** s**t too innumerable to list.

How about you?

Your self-appointed title has to be approved by 3 people and the OP to be listed.

[Lux Fortuna]

zOMG! Royalty

Lux Fortuna, The King of zOMG!

L3G1T, The Jester of zOMG!

Sweet Sugar Delight, Royal Princess

asedc, Kim Jong il

syit, Master of Mazes

Proletariat Porno, Princess from a far-away land

Myrielle, Dark Queen of Eeeebiiiiillll!

Angelic Orgasms, Angel of zOMG!

Raxa, Evil Overlord Knight of zOMG!

Bladeglory, That guy who lives up on the mountain, sharing his knowledge with those who ask, and forgetting that there's a town called zOMG!ville down at the bottom. At least until they start screaming and crying.

ryry, LEEROY JENKINS

UNSUB, Sexy Stable Boy

II Verda II, The Black Blue Witch of zOMG!

Rebe-chan, the quiet commoner

Natsumi Kawahama, Queen of Soul Crash

Cannae, Magician

Environmental Unity, PRINCESS n00b

Zealand Aquarius, Mistress of Ceremonies

WideEyed, Faithful Sidekick

Kitten In Chains, Official Lurker

Atypical User, The Wizard of zOMG

beckygrendel, Queen Mother of zOMG

vivietta, Warrioress of zOMG

Memory Haunts You, Official Supplier of Belgian Chocolates on Festive Occasions as well as in Times of Distress

Starshine, ambassador that leaves for a foreign country everytime there are no updates

twister of shadows, The keeper of balance

Random Acts of Awesome, zOMG!'s Grand Pope Eterniate

zothaq, that one dude

Alcestice, itty bitty kitty aka Taiga

Nissa Chan, Oh Meatless One

Fckyogurt the magical Fairy of zOMG!

parf, The Hero who took one for the team (in the knee) cry

LixKuja, commoner

Berryfarmer, black knight

LabTech Kestin, outspoken palace attendant and part-time adventurer

turtless, someone who doesn't post much anymore

aplcor, Harpoon Master and Table Flipper extraordinaire

X_LMFAO_X, Professional Grunny

jonjon21428, The Imitator

Dnelle, NEGLECTED

VKiera, Viscountess of Marshall's Court

Tigrosharu, That Nutjob Psychopath

purplewiz, zOMG Numbers Geek Emeritus

Erynne, Random zombie/Cannon Fodder

Owlie, Royal Owl

Chromatic Bird, The Mad Scientist

Robotic Chibi-tan, a Rising Noble

Silk Kanishk, SECRET

Bamziro, Highly underrated commoner

azphyxxxiate, Dark Cloud

xXAzarielXx, THE CELESTIAL WOLF OF ZOMG!!

LizzieBorden40, Karl Marx of Zomg

BrokenxBell, Ruthless Leader of SpeedDms

AterAliquis, Grand Duke

Sunny-Sama, The Buffer

Ruike Raka, Royal Actress

Diamondinmyeye, zOMG Veteran Knight

Natsumi Kawahama, Kept Woman

Tay Lorien, Silver Knight

Rook Sage, Slave

Elegant Hor, Elegant whore of zOMG

Destrius, The Sherlock Holmes of zOMG

pam_pam, ho

Hashtable, Suicidal Gunslinger Kitten

MeMyselfAndEye, Lurker

Shiori Miko, The Granny (WITH GUNS)

EliteDanneh, Professional "That guy."

Phoenixfire Lune Soleil, Not on the List

Darth Daddicus, THE Sith Lord of zOMG

[Aseres]

reserved emotion_awesome

[asedc]

I was that person who looked like he had no experience what so ever, but proved himself to be one of the best warriors in zomg.

AKA

kim jong il

[Myrielle]

Dark Queen Duchess of Eeeebiiiiillll! ohohoho!

Or maybe there should be a White Queen and a Black Queen.

[Kurochan1]

Umm...... King of zOMG lol

[Aseres]

King and Queen are taken yo emotion_dealwithit

[syit]

master of the mazes

do i really need to list why

[Angel Cooties]

Property of Angelic Orgasms...

gaia_angelleft Angel of zOMG♥~! Blessed Be~! ☁Å∩φε⌠™☁ gaia_angelright

Stealing violates the T.O.S.!

[asedc]

*reserved*

[UNSUB]

Sexy Squire or Stable Boy.
(plaything for queens and princesses)

[II Verda II]

hmm.... I'll have to go with....

The Black Blue Witch of zOMG!

[rebe-chan]

Rebe-chan, the quiet commoner. emo

[Bladeglory]

The Way of the Sword
~~~0==}|3ladeglory~~~

That guy who lives up on the mountain, sharing his knowledge with those who ask, and forgetting that there's a town called zOMG!ville down at the bottom. At least until they start screaming and crying.

[Raxa]

I didn't make the list yet ._.
Sadface