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- Posted: Sat, 02 Mar 2013 19:25:46 +0000
When you die your body releases gas into the air.
One of them happens to be Oxygen.
Wow. You should be rich by now; even at the peak at death you'd still gain some nifty eros.
Quiet, you're breathing too.
And don't die too, you're still releasing oxygen.
I just want you to know that I just won the rights to Electrons, Neutrinos, and the Higgs-Boson condensate.
Any time you use the 3, you must pay royalties of $0.000000000000000000001 per each particle.
Thank you for your time.
--LocusTec Industries (and subsidiaries)
Fine I'll pay for your usage with my funds from charging Oxygen.
Infinite cycle of money!