Hey, y'all...here's mah new country tune, the hit song...
The SMOBber By The Side Of The Road
*plays guitar badly as she sings off-key*
Bladed Vase, one member down
But we went onto the whirlpool
We'd have to find another clown
To make sure our team was all cool
Then we saw her surrounded
By angry clankin' anchor bugs
She was stuck and being pounded
So she joined our team with hugs
She was wearin' many an item
No one had ever seen before
Glass slippers. an angelic diadem
An avi ev'ryone would adore
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(chorus)
She was the SMOBber
By the side of the road
She joined our crew
Three grunnies, two sheep, and a flying toad
We thought she was a-leechin'
But she was really a-teachin'
About our last and final test
When we go to our eternal rest
* * * * * * *
Under her delicate flowered hat
Her face a tear-stained glory
She spammed the crew chat
With her sorrowful story
"I was sick and in awful pain
My mommy and me kept cryin'
Doctors said I'd be right as rain
But we all knew they was lying'
One winter night, as I played
SMOB in the Shallow Sea
My daddy knelt and prayed
Then he smiled and told me
'Darlin', dry your pretty eyes,
Play one more zOMG! round
Then say your last goodbyes'
And he watched as I drowned"
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She was the SMOBber
By the side of the road
She joined our crew
Three grunnies, two sheep, and a flying toad
We thought she was a-leechin'
But she was really a-teachin'
About our last and final test
When we go to our eternal rest
* * * * * * *
"But I was too tired to play
And teammates decided to kick
Another game that wasn't okay
Because I was so badly sick
And, as I went off to sleep
Daddy held a pillow to my face
He pushed down hard and deep
Leaving me in this pixelated place
Oh, such horrors I've seen
Of n00bie crews I cannot tell
And elitists bullying and mean
As I lag on in this Gaian hell"
When I went to reply
My screen seemed to give a sigh
Her avi all peaches and cream
Faded as if this was all
Just a waking dream...
* * * * * * *
She was the SMOBber
By the side of the road
She joined our crew
Three grunnies, two sheep, and a flying toad
We thought she was a-leechin'
But she was really a-teachin'
About our last and final test
When we go to our eternal rest
*taps microphone*
Is this thing on? Hello...? Hello??? Where did everyone go?
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