The *real* reason Zomg shut down

[gataka]

Marshall got too horny, to a degree even the makers of Tentacl couldn't handle.

The security issue was that no one could play the game and not see every inch of their body..."profoundly invaded", repeatedly, with all the psycho damage that comes with it.

That's rather expensive to repair, so...Anyway, lucky they, none of the cases made public.

Rumor goes that you can still play the game on some of the most hardcore triple X sites °~°

[Felis Hircus]

zOMG! was shut down because the ghi energy from the game was animating all the $ bills and coins at Gaia's office.

[Auxziliary]

Otami masks got loose and stunned the servers to death.

3nodding

[its that clock]

I know this is a joke thread, but I know the REAL reason they shut down zOMG. You setmoj]'

Nothing to see here! It's that clock (which is definitely me) is totally fine! Buy more Gaia Cash!

[Private_Jenette_Vasquez]

deidara from naruto clay bombed the game

[Myrielle]

Class action suit brought against Marshall and other abusive NPCs and the government issued a cease and desist order while they conduct an interminable investigation. They are currently all registered offenders and are no longer allowed to interact with humans.

[hammyclammy]

The Grue escaped DMS and wrecked havoc on the servers.

[Im Hyung Soo- N Korea]

Kamila had gotten tired of her many defeats and finally came up with a great plan for gaia's demise and released all her minions among the world of gaia, even bringing the animated to her side. She almost succeeded too! However at the very last second when it seemed like all hope was lost...gaia came in and saved the day by a last minute sacrifice of removing zomg to keep Kamila and all her minions trapped in there forever.

[Avaline Fitheach]

You know those Animated wolves in Bass'ken Lake that were created from Outlaw Biker Jackets? Well, they got loose and ate Gaia's homework. Gaia was forced to cram them back into the servers and close zOMG! to contain them because the teacher didn't buy their excuse.

[Tigrosharu]

The zurg returned and using trans dimensional technology warped zomg into a pocket dimension so it could be used as a theme park and shopping center. A moment of silence to honor those trapped there now working at Landshark on a stick and Anchorbug Burger stands or being forced to do gladiator style combat for the amusement of the zurg.

[tangochan85]

The orbs mutated into animates and so when the final orb drop special events ended up destroying things beyond all repair.

[Cryptocrystalline]

The animated had a wild party while zomg was "down for maintanence" and no one could be bothered cleaning it up.

Then all the mess became animated and no one could play because they would just be mobbed with Solo cups.

Oh, the boss was a giant snake made of solo cups guarded by beer kegs.

[Murasame Freya]

Im Hyung Soo- N Korea

Kamila had gotten tired of her many defeats and finally came up with a great plan for gaia's demise and released all her minions among the world of gaia, even bringing the animated to her side. She almost succeeded too! However at the very last second when it seemed like all hope was lost...gaia came in and saved the day by a last minute sacrifice of removing zomg to keep Kamila and all her minions trapped in there forever.

good one hyung.. xD

[Im Hyung Soo- N Korea]

yamikurokaze

Im Hyung Soo- N Korea

Kamila had gotten tired of her many defeats and finally came up with a great plan for gaia's demise and released all her minions among the world of gaia, even bringing the animated to her side. She almost succeeded too! However at the very last second when it seemed like all hope was lost...gaia came in and saved the day by a last minute sacrifice of removing zomg to keep Kamila and all her minions trapped in there forever.

good one hyung.. xD

Heh yeah. ^^

[Should I Start]

since zomg is gone
what are we going to do with all the soulbound items from it?