The Memories~ An archive of Epic, Epic Fail, & WTF moments

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No.	3.7%	[ 1 ]
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[Horntastic]

Just beat EB with a crew that started with 6, beat the tail, started the body, dropped to two.
We managed to stick it out until one came back then finished with 3.
...Rock Armor saved our butts multiple times, but we didn't all die once!
Epic screencap!

[LifeSuxEatCake]

Horntastic

Just beat EB with a crew that started with 6, beat the tail, started the body, dropped to two.
We managed to stick it out until one came back then finished with 3.
...Rock Armor saved our butts multiple times, but we didn't all die once!
Epic screencap!

Agreed... epic win: We almost soloed the body. <3
I was going to post that but apparently you beat me to it... xD

[Elanchana]

MOMENTS OF EPICNESS ABOUND.

Today I was peacefully farming the sand fluff crate on the south end of Gold Beach when all of a sudden... BAM!! Owned by an invisible Landshark! Well, I wasn't going to let this go too easily. I shouted that Landy was out and that I needed a defib, and someone gave me one. Then I went roaming. I managed to follow the trail of dazed people to a spot with three sand fluffs and around six other people. Then Landy came. This time I could see him. I quickly started running in circles for dear life and spamming attacks, and I managed to hit him a few times... before he OMNOMNOM'd me again.

Well, at least now I can say I've seen Landshark.

[hermie_the_frog]

What's the lowest level anyone's taken down the She-wolf solo? 5.5? 6.0? For me, it was a 5.1. XD My secret? Using scaredy cat on her whenever I got low on stamina or HP.

[hazellyn]

Me and Dare where killing KKD and Shewolf for fun, and we decided to act like n00bs. Just for the fun of it. mrgreen

The rings we took were: me: bandage, him: mantis.

We pwned both of them. (we were 3.0 for both also)

Later, while we finished fighting Shewolf, Dare had to go, so I decided to scream "DEFIB" and such when I died (due to being a 3.0), and one person responded to me. =3

hazellyn: DEFIB
hazellyn: DEFIB
Him: were?
hazellyn: DEFIB
hazellyn: DEFIB
Him: WERE!!????
hazellyn: lyke, srsyly
Him: .....
hazellyn: shewolf was pwned
hazellyn: : D
Him: MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!
Him: : P
hazellyn: orly?
Him: rlly????
Him: um ya?
hazellyn: Why should I? Cause, you know....
hazellyn: ITS OVER 9000
hazellyn: srsly
Him: wat is?
hazellyn: my tc
hazellyn: srsly
Him: *snerk!*(laff)
Me: dont yo believe mez? D :
Him: justa sec....
hazellyn: srsly?
Him: srsly
hazellyn: check it yo
hazellyn: srsly
hazellyn: wheres yo?
Him: HOLY C**P!!!!
Him: SRRY!
hazellyn: XDD
hazellyn: It's fun to act like that.
hazellyn: Srsly.
Him: DONT BEAT ME AND TAKE MY LUNCH MONEY!!
Him: its not much...

And that is my epic win of the day. heart

EDIT: This.

[Black Witch of Ra]

Just happened before I got off.

I was in Gold Beach recruiting with my three person group for Duneslam (because we wanted to beat him up) and over the shout box these three girls (I assumed because two had the word bunny in their names and the other one was the stereotypical cute + race + girl). Now they started to spew drama and such and of course I ignored them until they spammed up the area chat with their drama so I had to spam my recruiting to get people.

Then n00b #1 tells me that the quests are glitched in the announcements. I then respond that we can farm the sandcastle golems for orbs so the glitched quest didn't matter to us anyway. I'd figure that this was a win-win even if we die before getting to Duneslam. I assumed she was smart enough to let it go. . . I assumed wrong.

N00b #1 then proceeded to spew out simple-minded insults my way about going into a glitched quest. My crew arrives, I buff them and we go into Duneslam. We die and come back out of the null into MORE drama with the two bunnies and the "cute girl." Lots of capslock abuse in the Area chat while me and my crew are trying to keep up for our Duneslam crew.

N00b #1 now directs her attention to me whilst calling me stupid and what not for crewing for Duneslam. I ignore her and keep calling for the Duneslam crew BUT the n00b #2 calls for a 16 person Duneslam crew to the null. I point out that there's no announcement from Qix about upping the crew numbers. They snap at me with whatever they can come up with. This other girl, she starts talking about the almighty god of zOMG devs for the glitches and stuff. BOTH n00bs start calling her stupid and Qix a fake, myth, etc.

Now that's when I went "WTF is wrong with them? " and defended the other girl, (who we will now call Gaian because obviously she knows what she's talking about as far as I've seen in the area chat). While that happened, I went to check the zOMG forum annoucements, NO QUEST GLITCH ANNOUNCEMENT. I felt stupid for falling for that but proud for running with my crew into Duneslam either way. I announce the glitch thing into area chat in case anyone else fell for that. Both n00bs start calling me a know-it-all, and telling others not to talk to me. Immature, yes and I highly doubt anyone would listen to them after the drama on the area chat. Again my crew and I start crewing for more people for Duneslam.

Another run and die for Duneslam and now the n00bs are talking about a mod. So now I'm going, "WTF?! A mod? Seriously?" I became skeptical about the mod because, my train of thought follows, "Why the hell is a mod letting all of this crap slide off like that? Shouldn't they be warned if this kind of bs is RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM?!" Then the Gaian tells everyone else to ignore the n00bs and calls BS about the said mod. I called for proof about like I did back when I was still hanging around in ED.

The mod steps up, I go to the search bar and look up the mod list. Yup, he was there but. . . WTF?! His status said he was OFFLINE. I didn't want to risk calling BS so I'd figure I could find the n00bs, report them, lure some anchor bugs to them and be on my merry way. Didn't find them, didn't bother to and went back to Duneslam a few more times before my crew quit for sleep.

I come back out of the null and there's still drama flying about from the n00bs. They start calling her ugly and whatnot. Here I am going, "Seriously, WTF is that mod doing letting this happen?!" and with a twitchy mouse to find and PM the head mod about this. I know I should've screen capped but hell, I want to kill things.

Thus I conclude my story of the WTF moment.

[sratsnsdrowS]

hermie_the_frog

What's the lowest level anyone's taken down the She-wolf solo? 5.5? 6.0? For me, it was a 5.1. XD My secret? Using scaredy cat on her whenever I got low on stamina or HP.

3.6 :3

4 superchargers and a ring polisher mrgreen

[LabTech Kestin]

Epic: Soloing all the way to the sealab
Fail: Forgetting about the switches...namely the fact that you kinda need three people for them...and I couldn't ask my friends to help or anything because the servers had cycled and mine wasn't there. XP

[PowderedVinegar]

newb: anyone want to crew to find Marshall??
Marshall No: Yes?
Marshall YES: NO!

>>;;;;;; ohgod.

[hermie_the_frog]

swordsnstars

hermie_the_frog

What's the lowest level anyone's taken down the She-wolf solo? 5.5? 6.0? For me, it was a 5.1. XD My secret? Using scaredy cat on her whenever I got low on stamina or HP.

3.6 :3

4 superchargers and a ring polisher mrgreen

...you win!

[Comicus]

woo-hoo I finally beat the Stone Coatl... yay! So for me this will fall under both the epic win and epic fail section. (I beat it soloing and at CL 10...)

[Dusk.ish_mycuzin]

so, one time i was crewing to farm papa saw, and i had just finished lecturing one of the people in the crew about the merits of sending in one person first to trigger the event, when i get hit with a major bout of lag. I'm pressing the arrow keys in boredom, and one second i'm two little map square things from the sawmill, and the next, i'm in the middle of the building, triggering the monsters... at the same time as someone else in the crew.
so much for one at a time

[Cef Havoc]

This made me lol. Just now, I was about to solo DMP at C.L. 2.7. I had my chat on shout and didn't know it. I said 'God help me', just for kicks. Out of the blue, someone replied, 'lol he cannotXD'.

Amazingly, God really did help me today. I am having such incredible luck XP

[Miyujay]

Heh, funny stories. x]

Well there was this fail moment yesterday when I logged on to play zOMG. I couldn't seem to talk to any of the NPCs, select people to see their character info, or change my rings. So I decided to stay in the Village Greens (while I was CL 4.7) and heal people near the Null Chamber since I had my Angel set on. And I noticed the same people I was healing kept coming back to the Null Chamber for me to heal them again. DDx
All this, while I was talking to my friend on the Crew Chat while she's dazed. She couldn't seem to get into the Null Chamber. >.>

Thankfully zOMG is not acting up like that again today. <3

[Angel of Windz]

In Soviet Russia,

Something's up with the water.
.___.


Haha, I'm a little stalker!
xD


Okay, okay, I get it!
Seacycles = Bad.
[[The arrow thingy kept gettin' bigger and bigger.]]

McDonald's eats you.