[ Poll ] The Memories~ An archive of Epic, Epic Fail, and WTF moments

What are you doing for X-Mas?

Going out of Town.		9.1%	[ 19 ]
Staying home.		25.5%	[ 53 ]
Hibernate.		19.7%	[ 41 ]
Stay in zOMG!.		26.9%	[ 56 ]
ITS NONE OF UR BUSINEZ		8.2%	[ 17 ]
Snow Angels, Snow men, Snow balls, oh my!		10.6%	[ 22 ]

Total Votes: 208

[Sapphire_God]

Trinatii

My teammate called me "bonercat" while fighting against OMGWTF.
He's the only person I didn't defib when dead.

'Nuff said. talk2hand

lol BONERCAT! meow! p***y cat! =XD There are so many names for that~!! hahaha. Okay, don't defib me either plz~

[Sherbeht]

Epic Fail Moment:
So yesterday I was extremely bored and decided to go into Dead Man's Pass. Someone was looking for a crew for "normal" so I joined. Easy peasy run through DMP, and the crew leader wants to try the Hard level now. So I go into DMP and we're halfway through when my Mom comes into my room and says we're going to the store. And I tell her it won't take long to finish the game. So she watched me play for a few minutes. The conversation went along like this:

Mom: So where are you?
Me:I'm the wolf. (I was wearing BadMoon at the time)
Mom:Why are you evil?
Me:I'm not evil mom, the things flying and running around are.
Mom:....
Crew Member: Let's go kill OMGWTF!
Mom:WHY DID HE JUST CUSS?!?!
Me: Mom. That's the name of the monster.
Mom: Yeah, but it means-- HEY WHY IS THAT GIRL NAKED?!!
(one person on the crew had multiple Alruna's Roses poses on her avi)
Me:Umm.. I don't know. She should be wearing something shouldn't she?
Mom: Lets leave right now..
Crew Member: "Hey naked girl!" (referring to the Alruna avi)
Me: See, look mom, other people are calling her out on being naked too.
Crew member: "About that cherry in your avi's mouth"(referring to the Alruna avi)
Me:-sudden fear- (he better not make a nasty joke... he better not...)
Crew Member: (He made the joke)
Mom: -rage- We're leaving right now!! These people have no life!!! You have a life!
Me:Mom, I know but we're killing this last monster.
Mom: -more rage-


So I ended up leaving the computer and the crew died.
Dumb crew and dumb Alruna's Roses... gonk

[Kimofly]

Sherbeht

Epic Fail Moment:
So yesterday I was extremely bored and decided to go into Dead Man's Pass. Someone was looking for a crew for "normal" so I joined. Easy peasy run through DMP, and the crew leader wants to try the Hard level now. So I go into DMP and we're halfway through when my Mom comes into my room and says we're going to the store. And I tell her it won't take long to finish the game. So she watched me play for a few minutes. The conversation went along like this:

Mom: So where are you?
Me:I'm the wolf. (I was wearing BadMoon at the time)
Mom:Why are you evil?
Me:I'm not evil mom, the things flying and running around are.
Mom:....
Crew Member: Let's go kill OMGWTF!
Mom:WHY DID HE JUST CUSS?!?!
Me: Mom. That's the name of the monster.
Mom: Yeah, but it means-- HEY WHY IS THAT GIRL NAKED?!!
(one person on the crew had multiple Alruna's Roses poses on her avi)
Me:Umm.. I don't know. She should be wearing something shouldn't she?
Mom: Lets leave right now..
Crew Member: "Hey naked girl!" (referring to the Alruna avi)
Me: See, look mom, other people are calling her out on being naked too.
Crew member: "About that cherry in your avi's mouth"(referring to the Alruna avi)
Me:-sudden fear- (he better not make a nasty joke... he better not...)
Crew Member: (He made the joke)
Mom: -rage- We're leaving right now!! These people have no life!!! You have a life!
Me:Mom, I know but we're killing this last monster.
Mom: -more rage-


So I ended up leaving the computer and the crew died.
Dumb crew and dumb Alruna's Roses... gonk

OMG! Haha xd

[ShibaantheShewolf]

Sherbeht

Epic Fail Moment:
So yesterday I was extremely bored and decided to go into Dead Man's Pass. Someone was looking for a crew for "normal" so I joined. Easy peasy run through DMP, and the crew leader wants to try the Hard level now. So I go into DMP and we're halfway through when my Mom comes into my room and says we're going to the store. And I tell her it won't take long to finish the game. So she watched me play for a few minutes. The conversation went along like this:

Mom: So where are you?
Me:I'm the wolf. (I was wearing BadMoon at the time)
Mom:Why are you evil?
Me:I'm not evil mom, the things flying and running around are.
Mom:....
Crew Member: Let's go kill OMGWTF!
Mom:WHY DID HE JUST CUSS?!?!
Me: Mom. That's the name of the monster.
Mom: Yeah, but it means-- HEY WHY IS THAT GIRL NAKED?!!
(one person on the crew had multiple Alruna's Roses poses on her avi)
Me:Umm.. I don't know. She should be wearing something shouldn't she?
Mom: Lets leave right now..
Crew Member: "Hey naked girl!" (referring to the Alruna avi)
Me: See, look mom, other people are calling her out on being naked too.
Crew member: "About that cherry in your avi's mouth"(referring to the Alruna avi)
Me:-sudden fear- (he better not make a nasty joke... he better not...)
Crew Member: (He made the joke)
Mom: -rage- We're leaving right now!! These people have no life!!! You have a life!
Me:Mom, I know but we're killing this last monster.
Mom: -more rage-


So I ended up leaving the computer and the crew died.
Dumb crew and dumb Alruna's Roses... gonk

Yer mum's high strung gonk sorry that that happened to you DDD:

Reminds me of that horrible avvie I saw on zOMG once (i think). Had to do with Alruna's Rose... eeergh... i'd rather not share... *shudders from nightmares*

[Lyn092]

Epic fail moment:

i was doing the she wolf thingy and i eventually died. someone defibbed me.
i thought i would be safe but about twenty seconds later an outlaw pup killed me T^T
TOTAL EPIC FAIL!

Epic win:
i was soloing the kokeshi dolls for fun. i finally got to the last boss i was about to attack but the screen lagged. so being me i kept attacking the doll. when the screen finally showed the action it was pretty epic lots of damange done... wish i had a picture