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Airplanes ah yes.
Airplanes are designed with several fail-safes in case something ever happens.
Their hull alone can withstand tons of force.
Pilots are also trained to land airplanes in several crazy situations.
They are also built to withstand normal lightning strikes.
And do you want to know how you can increase your odds?
By listening to the safety protocols.


you're less likely to survive a plane crash though even with all safety measures. Falling out of the sky is painful s**t. gonk
Well, yeah, but when you're dead you won't care either way! Another advantage of airplanes razz You either have a safe flight and everything is fine... or you won't care!


It should be such that you are rendered unconscious during the duration of the flight. That way you wont even know if the plan is crashing if it does and die in fear. xp
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What if they are still using it and laughing at the small penises they see?
And when inspection comes around, they reprogram it to default settings of more privacy?
Also, I don't think they will be able to see with that program if someone is really fat.
considering you can see the butt-crack very clearly I'd assume that as soon as there's so much fat that it layers it'll be really really obnoxiously noticeable.
And laughing at small penises prevents your airplane from crashing, didn't you know? dramallama
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It should be such that you are rendered unconscious during the duration of the flight. That way you wont even know if the plan is crashing if it does and die in fear. xp
BUT THEN YOU'D MISS OUT ON THE MOVIES scream
Aseres
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What if they are still using it and laughing at the small penises they see?
And when inspection comes around, they reprogram it to default settings of more privacy?
Also, I don't think they will be able to see with that program if someone is really fat.
considering you can see the butt-crack very clearly I'd assume that as soon as there's so much fat that it layers it'll be really really obnoxiously noticeable.
And laughing at small penises prevents your airplane from crashing, didn't you know? dramallama

Yes and when the plane reaches decompression everyone will remember the small p***s and laugh hysterically depleting oxygen.
Worth it though.
And the pilot is too busy laughing.
Aseres
Kaniskion


It should be such that you are rendered unconscious during the duration of the flight. That way you wont even know if the plan is crashing if it does and die in fear. xp
BUT THEN YOU'D MISS OUT ON THE MOVIES scream


Oh yeah. And airplane food. How can you miss out on that? eek
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It should be such that you are rendered unconscious during the duration of the flight. That way you wont even know if the plan is crashing if it does and die in fear. xp
BUT THEN YOU'D MISS OUT ON THE MOVIES scream


Oh yeah. And airplane food. How can you miss out on that? eek
shaddap you! I always go for the Hindu food option because indian food is more delicious than failtastic American food. Worst is still the British stuff emotion_puke
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What if they are still using it and laughing at the small penises they see?
And when inspection comes around, they reprogram it to default settings of more privacy?
Also, I don't think they will be able to see with that program if someone is really fat.
considering you can see the butt-crack very clearly I'd assume that as soon as there's so much fat that it layers it'll be really really obnoxiously noticeable.
And laughing at small penises prevents your airplane from crashing, didn't you know? dramallama

Yes and when the plane reaches decompression everyone will remember the small p***s and laugh hysterically depleting oxygen.
Worth it though.
And the pilot is too busy laughing.
see? even less suffering, it's a foolproof plan!
Aseres
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Aseres
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What if they are still using it and laughing at the small penises they see?
And when inspection comes around, they reprogram it to default settings of more privacy?
Also, I don't think they will be able to see with that program if someone is really fat.
considering you can see the butt-crack very clearly I'd assume that as soon as there's so much fat that it layers it'll be really really obnoxiously noticeable.
And laughing at small penises prevents your airplane from crashing, didn't you know? dramallama

Yes and when the plane reaches decompression everyone will remember the small p***s and laugh hysterically depleting oxygen.
Worth it though.
And the pilot is too busy laughing.
see? even less suffering, it's a foolproof plan!

What a cynical psychological war!
Aseres
Kaniskion
Aseres
Kaniskion


It should be such that you are rendered unconscious during the duration of the flight. That way you wont even know if the plan is crashing if it does and die in fear. xp
BUT THEN YOU'D MISS OUT ON THE MOVIES scream


Oh yeah. And airplane food. How can you miss out on that? eek
shaddap you! I always go for the Hindu food option because indian food is more delicious than failtastic American food. Worst is still the British stuff emotion_puke


As an Indian, I'll take that as a compliment. Our food does rock. also hindu =/= Indian.
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It should be such that you are rendered unconscious during the duration of the flight. That way you wont even know if the plan is crashing if it does and die in fear. xp
BUT THEN YOU'D MISS OUT ON THE MOVIES scream


Oh yeah. And airplane food. How can you miss out on that? eek
shaddap you! I always go for the Hindu food option because indian food is more delicious than failtastic American food. Worst is still the British stuff emotion_puke


As an Indian, I'll take that as a compliment. Our food does rock. also hindu =/= Indian.
Not every Indian is Hindu and not every Hindu is Indian, but if you check the 'hindu' food option when you book a flight you get Indian food, so QQ moah! dramallama dramallama
And Indian food really is the bomb - I quite like middle eastern food (omg iranian bbq emotion_drool ) and Hui Chinese cuisine too, but Indian is among the top 3! It's JK's no 1 btw, he suggested we have Indian for our wedding dinner lolololol
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Airplanes ah yes.
Airplanes are designed with several fail-safes in case something ever happens.
Their hull alone can withstand tons of force.
Pilots are also trained to land airplanes in several crazy situations.
They are also built to withstand normal lightning strikes.
And do you want to know how you can increase your odds?
By listening to the safety protocols.


you're less likely to survive a plane crash though even with all safety measures. Falling out of the sky is painful s**t. gonk
Well, yeah, but when you're dead you won't care either way! Another advantage of airplanes razz You either have a safe flight and everything is fine... or you won't care!


It should be such that you are rendered unconscious during the duration of the flight. That way you wont even know if the plan is crashing if it does and die in fear. xp


the last time I was on a plane was 1984...

Since then, I lost my faith in them, or developed too high of a sense of my own mortality. I no longer believe planes can fly... I mean look at how big and heavy they are! PLus, I think most crashes are human error. I trust humans not so much...

And yeah, if I ever really really had to get on a plane, I would much prefer to be unconscious the entire time!
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Aseres

I'm really as far from earth-bound as you can get though, haha. JK linked me to that website where people apply for part-taking in the first colony on Mars and I reaaallyy (seriously, legit) wanted to go hahaha. Mr.JK prefers good old earth though, how boring!


I saw that Mars thing - it was posted on fb by David Brin, one of my favorite authors. But didn't bother to go check it out. Was it legit? Did you sign up??

I'm all for colonizing other places in our solar system! We should have already had a moon colony, and a Mars colony, at the very least!

In a way I'd be less afraid of spaceflight than I am of regular airplanes. But my health isn't good enough to withstand the g forces of take off, and I'm just too old. cry
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best protection is still the liquid limitation rule yo, totally useful, obv

No, the best protection is being groped by TSA.
they mostly do the nudity-scanner these days dramallama

Their nudity scanners only reveal their victim's skeletons and articles present on them.
Maybe TSA has a bone to bone our bones?
naw, the old gen that they're slowly phasing out now showed something that looked like a nude image like this. The new ones are supposed to give more privacy, but who knows when they'll be implemented everywhere!


wth?! eek
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and... this thread is so derailed! rofl
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I'm really as far from earth-bound as you can get though, haha. JK linked me to that website where people apply for part-taking in the first colony on Mars and I reaaallyy (seriously, legit) wanted to go hahaha. Mr.JK prefers good old earth though, how boring!


I saw that Mars thing - it was posted on fb by David Brin, one of my favorite authors. But didn't bother to go check it out. Was it legit? Did you sign up??

I'm all for colonizing other places in our solar system! We should have already had a moon colony, and a Mars colony, at the very least!

In a way I'd be less afraid of spaceflight than I am of regular airplanes. But my health isn't good enough to withstand the g forces of take off, and I'm just too old. cry
Seems like it's legit... I didn't look at the website too closely because I would've gotten sucked in and applied sweatdrop . I would have applied too if I were single, but JK is the focus of my life now, and as much as flying to Mars is literally my childhood dream, he takes priority now heart . He read some of it though and told me it's legit - no way he'd apply with me though <////3

My health isn't that great either, but I think I'd make it through pure stubborn awesomeness hahaha~ I think there's an age limit to whom they want for that colonization project, but theoretically there's not much of an age limit to space flight as long as you are in good health!

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