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Crusader614
*Dies of laughter*
Ahahahahaha!!!
Daang...thanks for the laugh...
ohh that was funny <'DD
*Nullllllllllll time*

LOL, NULL TIME
Aren't you gonna scream for a defib?
Cause I'm ready to defib you at full rage. wink
 
     
 
PlumpGerty
Pixelly Wrath
pznivy188
if someone said any of these to me i might punch them in the face. 0.o

"You. me. Hive World. I'll bring the tentacles."

"You must be using the chef set, because you've got a nice set of buns."

You have a way with words. redface
"That air fluff must've attacked me, 'cause I just got blown away."
     
I'm glad you all find them amusing, I editted because a few friends asked me to. c:
Please check the list.
Remember I do NOT take credit for every one of them, several were made and/or inspired by friends.
 
     
 
xDDDD thanks for the laugh
     
Please BUMP my thread when im glowing. heart

Pixelly Wrath
PlumpGerty
Pixelly Wrath
pznivy188
if someone said any of these to me i might punch them in the face. 0.o

"You. me. Hive World. I'll bring the tentacles."

"You must be using the chef set, because you've got a nice set of buns."

You have a way with words. redface
"That air fluff must've attacked me, 'cause I just got blown away."

Obby. -pelvis thrust-
" I think I'mma shark, 'cause I wanna land you."
 
     
 
     
 
 
 
 
k i t t 3 h x_
Imma let you finish but
syit
now how many of these have you really used or heard

None. In fact a couple of friends and I made them all up this afternoon. c:
Thought you guys might appreciate them.


I was one of them. xD

I made up about half.

awesome lines heart
 
 
 
 
     
 
Snow_in_Sahara
k i t t 3 h x_
Imma let you finish but
syit
now how many of these have you really used or heard

None. In fact a couple of friends and I made them all up this afternoon. c:
Thought you guys might appreciate them.


I was one of them. xD

I made up about half.

awesome lines heart



Thanks Snooow <3
 
     


By: Lily Spiral

Call me Kitteh. <3
 
     
 
 
 
 
PlumpGerty
Pixelly Wrath
PlumpGerty
Pixelly Wrath
pznivy188
if someone said any of these to me i might punch them in the face. 0.o

"You. me. Hive World. I'll bring the tentacles."

"You must be using the chef set, because you've got a nice set of buns."

You have a way with words. redface
"That air fluff must've attacked me, 'cause I just got blown away."

Obby. -pelvis thrust-
" I think I'mma shark, 'cause I wanna land you."

Obby! pelvic thrust!
Do I see you have shark attack? I could attack you all night.
 
 
 
 
     
 
http://i48.tinypic.com/316nlh0.jpg


GLOWING? Pls post your score here to win prize
PlumpGerty
Pixelly Wrath
PlumpGerty
Pixelly Wrath
pznivy188
if someone said any of these to me i might punch them in the face. 0.o

"You. me. Hive World. I'll bring the tentacles."

"You must be using the chef set, because you've got a nice set of buns."

You have a way with words. redface
"That air fluff must've attacked me, 'cause I just got blown away."

Obby. -pelvis thrust-
" I think I'mma shark, 'cause I wanna land you."

You know you like dat.
"Someone must've used full rage coyote on you, because you're looking foxy."
 
     

Proud zOMG! addict.
OFFICIAL FANGIRL OF BOTH OMFG TAYLOR AND SWARF, because I can.
BTW, I am 100% Lythiris approved.
 
Pixelly Wrath
PlumpGerty
Pixelly Wrath
PlumpGerty
Pixelly Wrath
pznivy188
if someone said any of these to me i might punch them in the face. 0.o

"You. me. Hive World. I'll bring the tentacles."

"You must be using the chef set, because you've got a nice set of buns."

You have a way with words. redface
"That air fluff must've attacked me, 'cause I just got blown away."

Obby. -pelvis thrust-
" I think I'mma shark, 'cause I wanna land you."

You know you like dat.
"Someone must've used full rage coyote on you, because you're looking foxy."

You know I do.
"Hey baby, I could duneslam you all night."
     
Snow_in_Sahara
PlumpGerty
Pixelly Wrath
PlumpGerty
Pixelly Wrath
pznivy188
if someone said any of these to me i might punch them in the face. 0.o

"You. me. Hive World. I'll bring the tentacles."

"You must be using the chef set, because you've got a nice set of buns."

You have a way with words. redface
"That air fluff must've attacked me, 'cause I just got blown away."

Obby. -pelvis thrust-
" I think I'mma shark, 'cause I wanna land you."

Obby! pelvic thrust!
Do I see you have shark attack? I could attack you all night.

O: ORLY?
"Is that a mantis ring in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
 
     
 
.......

And thus was great win had by all.
     
We may despise ignorance and stupidity.

But that doesn't mean we don't try to help.
You are my destiny...I mean density.

rofl

You're a wish come true...

 
     
 
Imma let you finish but
"You. me. Hive World. I'll bring the tentacles."
BEST EVER!!!!!!
     
A wolf has led my way through the snow to where I know I belong.
rofl
 
     
Claims Faea. Is Claimed by Faea.

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