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[Santasaurus]

Crusader614

*Dies of laughter*
Ahahahahaha!!!
Daang...thanks for the laugh...
ohh that was funny <'DD
*Nullllllllllll time*

LOL, NULL TIME
Aren't you gonna scream for a defib?
Cause I'm ready to defib you at full rage. wink

[Pixelly Wrath]

PlumpGerty

Pixelly Wrath

pznivy188

if someone said any of these to me i might punch them in the face. 0.o

"You. me. Hive World. I'll bring the tentacles."

"You must be using the chef set, because you've got a nice set of buns."

You have a way with words. redface
"That air fluff must've attacked me, 'cause I just got blown away."

[Imma let you finish but]

I'm glad you all find them amusing, I editted because a few friends asked me to. c:
Please check the list.
Remember I do NOT take credit for every one of them, several were made and/or inspired by friends.

[Bobannan]

xDDDD thanks for the laugh

[PlumpGerty]

Pixelly Wrath

PlumpGerty

Pixelly Wrath

pznivy188

if someone said any of these to me i might punch them in the face. 0.o

"You. me. Hive World. I'll bring the tentacles."

"You must be using the chef set, because you've got a nice set of buns."

You have a way with words. redface
"That air fluff must've attacked me, 'cause I just got blown away."

Obby. -pelvis thrust-
" I think I'mma shark, 'cause I wanna land you."

[Snow_in_Sahara]

k i t t 3 h x_

Imma let you finish but

syit

now how many of these have you really used or heard

None. In fact a couple of friends and I made them all up this afternoon. c:
Thought you guys might appreciate them.

I was one of them. xD

I made up about half.

awesome lines heart

[Myriahsaurus]

Snow_in_Sahara

k i t t 3 h x_

Imma let you finish but

syit

now how many of these have you really used or heard

None. In fact a couple of friends and I made them all up this afternoon. c:
Thought you guys might appreciate them.

I was one of them. xD

I made up about half.

awesome lines heart

Thanks Snooow <3

[Snow_in_Sahara]

PlumpGerty

Pixelly Wrath

PlumpGerty

Pixelly Wrath

pznivy188

if someone said any of these to me i might punch them in the face. 0.o

"You. me. Hive World. I'll bring the tentacles."

"You must be using the chef set, because you've got a nice set of buns."

You have a way with words. redface
"That air fluff must've attacked me, 'cause I just got blown away."

Obby. -pelvis thrust-
" I think I'mma shark, 'cause I wanna land you."

Obby! pelvic thrust!
Do I see you have shark attack? I could attack you all night.

[Pixelly Wrath]

PlumpGerty

Pixelly Wrath

PlumpGerty

Pixelly Wrath

pznivy188

if someone said any of these to me i might punch them in the face. 0.o

"You. me. Hive World. I'll bring the tentacles."

"You must be using the chef set, because you've got a nice set of buns."

You have a way with words. redface
"That air fluff must've attacked me, 'cause I just got blown away."

Obby. -pelvis thrust-
" I think I'mma shark, 'cause I wanna land you."

You know you like dat.
"Someone must've used full rage coyote on you, because you're looking foxy."

[PlumpGerty]

Pixelly Wrath

PlumpGerty

Pixelly Wrath

PlumpGerty

Pixelly Wrath

pznivy188

if someone said any of these to me i might punch them in the face. 0.o

"You. me. Hive World. I'll bring the tentacles."

"You must be using the chef set, because you've got a nice set of buns."

You have a way with words. redface
"That air fluff must've attacked me, 'cause I just got blown away."

Obby. -pelvis thrust-
" I think I'mma shark, 'cause I wanna land you."

You know you like dat.
"Someone must've used full rage coyote on you, because you're looking foxy."

You know I do.
"Hey baby, I could duneslam you all night."

[PlumpGerty]

Snow_in_Sahara

PlumpGerty

Pixelly Wrath

PlumpGerty

Pixelly Wrath

pznivy188

if someone said any of these to me i might punch them in the face. 0.o

"You. me. Hive World. I'll bring the tentacles."

"You must be using the chef set, because you've got a nice set of buns."

You have a way with words. redface
"That air fluff must've attacked me, 'cause I just got blown away."

Obby. -pelvis thrust-
" I think I'mma shark, 'cause I wanna land you."

Obby! pelvic thrust!
Do I see you have shark attack? I could attack you all night.

O: ORLY?
"Is that a mantis ring in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

[AterAliquis]

.......

And thus was great win had by all.

[Erynnis_Tristis]

You are my destiny...I mean density.

rofl

You're a wish come true...

[xX-Angel In Your Eyes-Xx]

Imma let you finish but

"You. me. Hive World. I'll bring the tentacles."

BEST EVER!!!!!!

[jonathan_sicari]

rofl