Some people have been reporting doing the following things since the Easter Event started:
-Yelling at people while killing a GE
Telling them to do the following:
-"Wait for more people, you greedy bastards!"
-"Only hit it once!"
-"Hit it and quit it, give others a chance!"
If you are experiencing any of the listed symptoms, or variations of them, you may be infected with a recently discovered disease called goldeggn00bitis. Talk to your doctor; N00balta may be able to help.
Side effects may include extended use of the brain, understanding of common sense, and the understanding that this is just a game. If you do not experience these side effects for the rest of your life, talk to your doctor about other methods to treat goldeggn00bitis
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**n00balta has also been proven to treat other viritual diseases, such as elitisth8n00bitis, in which people become so jelly of elitists that they start h8ing them for no reason. In rare cases, they lose their common sense, in which case, this can help**