Julia Kawanova
Actually no.
Dis Planet Earth right here, dis sucks a**.
I will never have kids, they'd inherit my horrible looks,
my mental illnesses and they'd probably end up
living in a world with wars, toxic green house gasses and way too
advanced technology that "makes living easier".
genetics? adopt
war? finland isn't currently at war!
greenhouse gas? exaggerated, the earth's orbit naturally goes through periods every couple thousand years where its orbit expands/contracts
when the orbit is more of a circular shape, we experience hot temperatures, when the orbit is more of an oval shape, we experience an ice age
we currently have a circular orbit, sooooo
easy living > hard living
THAT ALL YOU GOT JULIA