Marshall's Little Helpers - on a server near you!

We should do more runs!

Yes!	53.5%	[ 257 ]
Yes!	13.1%	[ 63 ]
NO U	9.8%	[ 47 ]
Bawlz	23.5%	[ 113 ]
Total Votes:			[ 480 ]

[Helper of Marshall]

Welcome to the (new) home of Marshall's Little Helpers!

We are a group of people who are here to help you- both if you have any specific quest needs, and also to help you to have fun in ZOMG. We're happy to help teach you how to do Shallow Seas, Deadman's Shadow, and also any of the other areas around ZOMG and we just love crewing for stuff. So ask! Marshall bites a little but the rest of us don't.

We also have a guild and a clan. Most of the action happens in here, but please feel free to join up if you want to even if the clan is mostly used for spamming emotes and 'Your Mom' jokes when clan chat is working.

[Zzyli]

FAQ

~ I want halp with a quest/area
Come in and pull up a comfy chair! Please post to say which area you would like help with, and when you would like help. There are people on at most times, but the bulk of our members live in US time-zones, so if you want help during the small hours of the morning US, it may take a little longer to get a crew together.

Please make sure that you have rings at an appropriate level, and have sufficient time for the instance, including recruiting time (I would suggest at least 90 minutes for EB and 2 hours for DMS if you haven't been there before).

You may also want to have a look at a guide before you start. This link has links to guides in the Z!F, some are outdated, but they may still be useful

~I has a question
Go ahead and ask! We'd be happy to answer for you to the best of our abilities.

~I want to halp you guize!
Please do- anyone is welcome as long as they're patient and like to have fun. Keep an eye out for if people are starting a run, or ask to start one of your own!

~I want a Tuna sandwich
If you would like to get attuned, this is a serious undertaking which involves time and preparation from you. Teddies does runs on a weekly basis, and there are a few other people who do runs as well. If there's enough committed, interested people, we may be able to do occasional runs.

[Zzyli]

RULES

I like to keep things pretty simple! Please make sure that you are following the Gaia Terms of Service and Z!F Forum rules when you post in the thread. Obviously from time-to-time, interpersonal conflicts occur, but if you are unable to resolve them in a timely and appropriate manner, Marshall may revoke your posting privileges until you are able to do so.

Chatter is welcome- we're here to have fun! Talk about raids, post screenies, organise events and crews. Did I mention have fun?

[Zzyli]

NEWS

If you would like to share something with the class, please let me know and I will endeavour to update it. If you are planning an event, or have hosted an event, or a contest, or a themed run, or you feel the need to share with the world that you made a Bloodbat- it can go here!

I use the non-American standard for dates- please don't panic.

1/11/12- Thread is open! MLH is back in business after a few months of hiatus (or hiding, or whatever you want to call it)

1/11/12- First post-re-opening raid is held!

Stais shares a report on this below

SO IT STARTS OFF LIKE THIS.





AND THEN EMMY PROCEEDS TO GROPE PEOPLE.
(REAL CLASSY, MANG.)






AND THEN SUDDENLY I GET STUCK WITH THE JOB OF BEING PHOTOGRAPHER OF THE NIGHT.
(CURSE YOU, REASONABLY-PRICED PIXELATED CAMERAS!)





AND THEN EMMY FINALLY SHOWS UP IN THE PROPER GARB AND THEN SUDDENLY HORNS. HORNS EVERYWHERE.





AND THEN RANDOM PEOPLE DROP BY AND WE LAUNCH OPERATION "GREET PEOPLE. SEXILY." RENSCOTTI TAKES THE INITIATIVE. SORT OF.





RENSCOTTI PROCEEDS TO SAY SOMETHING HIGHLY AMUSING AND I DIDN'T SCREENIE IT IN TIME. THE PLEADING BEGINS.





10 MINUTES INTO THE RAID, TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN.





AND THEN SUDDENLY, CONTEXT. CONTEXT IS EVERYTHING, MANG.





THE SEAMOBSTERS APPROACHED AND SIGNED THIS POOR FELLOW'S DEATH WISH. BY OVERFEEDING HIM WITH POPSICLES. TRUE STORY.

30/11/12- Come look at our movie nights thread in the guild! People had such a nice time the last few times that we were hoping to make a semi-regular thing of it on the weekend. Come find more Youtube videos for us to watch, or suggest one you'd like to see.

21/12/12- The world hasn't ended. Also, we have an event thread for the Christmas event. Come and see some friendly faces & enter the contests!

[Zzyli]