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Kamila 0.32413793103448 32.4% [ 47 ]
Lux Fortuna 0.20689655172414 20.7% [ 30 ]
Nomy 0.46896551724138 46.9% [ 68 ]
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There's been an age-old debate about whether or not Lux Fortuna really did solo Kamila... and I'm here to dispel that myth! Lux tried to come at me IRL and solo me, but I was ready and had a world of pain in store for him!

I will concede that for a mortal he is worth his weight in gold, but he stood no chance against me! This is how the epic battle with that derp went down...

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Don't listen to Kamila, she's got it all wrong. This is what really happened...

It all started out with my n00b team dying on me. All I heard was "T____T 2 hard!! Heal more plox!!! Buff more plox!!!" So I just let them die--less people to heal, you know?

When your team dies on you, sometimes you just gotta put the team on your back and carry them. So that's what I did--I manned up and blasted off a ring polisher and got ready to carry the team. HOLD MY D!


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He seemed a bit off kilter about something...the ladies, perhaps? I was having leadership issues of my own but I wasn't going to let that keep me from squashing this bug.
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Well it was still tough soloing Kamila and at this point she started getting the upper hand. My team was busy derping around asking for defib so I just ignored them.

I tried to rr4 Mantis but she countered with her cheap-a** blood magic attack -____- and wtf Kamila has like 10 fingers apparently so she's already got 2 rings up on me =

Anyway, I was still putting up a decent fight for doing it solo...

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It took a while for my babies to nibble away at his armor sufficiently, and I got a few R4 Bloodswords in there. You have no idea how exhilarating raged Bloodsword feels...

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I thought I finally had him. D<
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It was looking pretty grim when she came in to finish me off with her blood-sword attack. That thing was massive and she tried to shove it down my throat. Hah! That would never happen so she just rammed it into my chest stare

I was near death and was desperate to survive...


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I remembered the ancient ring my father had given me as a young child... he promised that one day I would find a use for it. His exact words were: "This ring may appear crappy at first... but when death hovers above you with massive boobs and tries to ram a bloody sword down your throat, you will know what to do..."

So I pulled the necklace off that held the Solar Rays ring and blasted it rr4 into her face.


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BAM I took her out in one fell swoop! I will concede that it was an epic battle, but I knew I was going to win from the start.

I then proceeded to go and level up my Mantis to cl 12.1 with the light orb I got from the battle.


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Special thanks to:
Lux's bro for making the cameras go clicky click
Chrome Noir for hosting a feast of Kam screenies for me to cannibalize
RL people who put up with my online s**t
Lux for not trolling me yet
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On a more serious note I want to give a big thanks to my longest zOMG friend, Abonai! I met her back when I was a fn00by cl 3.0 back in 2008 and we've randomly crewed up since then (IMPOSSIBLE EB GOGOGOGO)

Had a great time trololololing with her this year at Sakuracon! There's something hilarious about the fact that I spent Sakuracon hanging out with -Kamila- xD


Her bf was chill and we all went and had nutella crepes >;3 Good times... good times...



Oh and if the topic is tl;dr then here's the short version:

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O:

*nukes you both*

I WIN. D:<
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OMFG THATS SOO COOL! heart heart
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Special thanks to
Lux's bro for making the cameras go clicky click
Chrome Noir for hosting a feast of Kam screenies for me to cannibalize
RL people who put up with my online s**t
Lux for not trolling me yet
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pffffffffffftttttttttttt

Is it trolling if I'm expecting it?
Or is the troll that I am always expecting it?
*strokes beard*
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abonai
pffffffffffftttttttttttt

Is it trolling if I'm expecting it?
Or is the troll that I am always expecting it?
*strokes beard*


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I'm sick from all this Jelly.

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I'm sick from all this Jelly.

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Nomy offers butter and peanut butter to go with...

Just come to Seattle, yo. ^_^

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