ELITISM PRIDE - Necro'd thread goes: BRRAAIIINNNNNSSS

Now that the elitists are retired, do you think the zOMG forum is a better place?

oh hellz no, so boooring	40.5%	[ 47 ]
I'm a hater, so I'll say yes, even though I know it's a lie	17.2%	[ 20 ]
how do I unsoulbind rings?!	23.3%	[ 27 ]
I'M CL 10 AND NO ONE WILL CREW ME	19.0%	[ 22 ]
Total Votes:			[ 116 ]

[Aseres]

So it's come to our attention that players who play well, like to make fun groups with their friends and get s**t done in the game are considered elitists. If that's the case we'll happily be elitists. This thread is a place for all you elitists out there to gather, find groups, flaunt your halos and Kamila victory stories and screenies, and have fun! Haters are welcome as well if you want to discuss the numerous ways us elitists have helped raise the community bar, have taught you all how to kill Kamila, shown you through selfless marketplace listings what epic recipes are worth crafting and not, and spent countless dollars and goldz on powerups to support the game you love.

disc: this is a community thread, a hangout for like-minded people to talk about zOMG and share tactics with one another and fellow players as well as flaunt their achievements and braggy screenshots. Please contribute to this thread by </3'ing the hell out of it! The use of the term "elitist" is meant in a satirical way, we in no way belittle anyone in any way and we're not trying to hurt anyone's feelings (also known as "trolling" )


Q: Sounds cool, What do I have to do to be an elitist?

A: Just play well, share tactics if you like, be cool to be around and preferably wear an elitist-halo (not required but prefered). This is not a guild, clan, sect or anything half-way serious - just a stigma we're lovingly embracing~ if you got it, flaunt it baby! wink


Q: So I don't have to be CL 12 and have beaten Kamila 10 times?

A: No, we value attitude and personality over e-achievements such as CL and Kam kills 3nodding


Q: What if I'm not an elitist, am I still allowed to post here?

A: of course, we don't discriminate. In fact we're happy to help if you have any questions regarding the game.


Q: I got an Elitist screenshot that deserves to be displayed!

A: pm it to L3G1T, maybe he'll edit it in wink


Q: You're like totally not helping people in this thread like yeaaaah

A: It's a hangout, not a guide. Try this - if you have questions beyond what's in there and still don't get a response, feel free to shoot me a pm.

[Aseres]

wahmbulance wahmbulance LIST OF KNOWN ELITISTS wahmbulance wahmbulance
~if you want to be on the list or taken off it, please say so~

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LUX FORTUNA aka LUX
crowd control/damage dealer

" Some call him a god... others a tyrant, but none deny the fact that he is a master strategist who rivals Odysseus himself-- he is Lux Fortuna, a god walking amongst mere mortals, whose strength is only surpassed by his ego. "

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ASERES aka LIZ
healertank/back up crowd control

" With an uncanny ability to spot talent, she assembled a team of epic warriors who trust her with their lives, literally. Between kneeling for bulletz and leading her team to victory through occasional instruction-shouting she manages to keep her friends alive and organized with grace and finesse. "

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Elusive Affliction aka L3G1T aka JOSH
damage dealer/back up healer

" There is no substitute for raw power and his presence alone sends big dogs cowering into corners. L3G1T turns every ring he equips into a Boss ring, and between soloing night frights and stealing aggro, he is off collecting a variety of Epic Recipes and making people jelly. "

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asedc aka JAMES
damage dealer

" ~ "

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SWEET SUGAR DELIGHT
damage dealer

" Her attacks are strong, her reactions quick, and with her menancing thirst for superchargers and her blonde-Asian New Yorker-charm she's sure to deal massage damage and keep you thoroughly entertained. "

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SYIT
damage dealer

" "

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BECKYGRENDEL
damage dealer/crowd controller/back up healer

" Forever known as the Buff Master, Becky constantly notifies the team of any missing buffs. Coupled with her extraordinary healing skills, essential taping-mastery and solid damage she is an invaluable asset. "

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FAIMAXWELL aka FAI
damage dealer

" With honor as thick as rock armor, Fai boldly fights for his team, impervious not only to the attacks of animated, but also to trolls, flamers, and haters alike. True to his beliefs, he is a paragon of elitists. "

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UESUGI ANKIT
TANK

" ~ "

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VIVIETTA
damage dealer/crowd controller

" ~ "

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PROLETARIAT PORNO aka CHRISTINE
crowd controller/back up damage dealer

" With the voice of an Angel Proletariat Porno thrashes through animated like a demon. Her skills in game are only matched by her ability to hold fantastic conversations depite how late it is. "

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SEPHIRA YAMISHI aka SEPHI
damage dealer/crowd control

" Sephi is a warrior whose skill with a blade is terrifying. Coupled with her damage abilities are her strong crowd control skills. Strong damage and smart in-game tactics are guaranteed when she is around. "

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ULTRA VENUS aka VENUS
damage dealer

" ~ "

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PARF
damage dealer

" I think parf will die first emotion_awesome "

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Zzyli
healer

" ~ "

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Aldo Simoncini
damage dealer

" ~ "

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Killer Penguins
healer/crowd controller

" ~ "

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II Verda II
healer

" ~ "

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ryry KennyMcCormick ryry
damage dealer

" ~ "

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tripel C
damage dealer

" ^RAWR^ "

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ZURCH
damage dealer/heal tank/crowd control

" ~ "

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NIICKI MIINAJ
damage dealer

" doesn't know where she is and what she's doing here, but she's here now, so it must be right "

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ANGELIC ORGASMS
healer

" ...uses Angel Rings, this Elite has Halo, Divinity and more Integrity than most zOMGers! A natural Healer, plays better when not sober! A Blessing and perfect replacement when a 6th spot is available! "

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PHOENIXFIRE LUNE SOLEIL
damage dealer

" She may not he the highest level, and not the tallest either, but she sure knows how to put some damage on Bloodlust! "

[Poyudi Hytori]

The Sands of Time Blow....

xD Nice!

....Greeting the Demonic Prince.

[curtneko]

No halo = no elitist? Lesser elitist?

[Aseres]

curtneko

No halo = no elitist? Lesser elitist?

nah, we were elitists before we wore halos, so it's not required wink

[Elusive Affliction]

curtneko

Lesser elitist?

[curtneko]

Aseres

curtneko

No halo = no elitist? Lesser elitist?

nah, we were elitists before we wore halos, so it's not required wink

I'll happily wear my smugface after I attune, then. smile

[curtneko]

L3G1T

curtneko

Lesser elitist?

Jumbo shrimp??

[Aseres]

so like, yeah, brb packing, cleaning and catching an airplane ;D unattended thread is unattended (unless I slack off some more, which is almost completely certain)

[Sephira Yamishi]

Putting on Halo requires effort QQ

[Zzyli]

You guys bought all the halos! How can I be an elitist now?

I beat Gnome General on Hard solo. I'm pretty sure that counts right?

By the way, for all the people who will come in here to hate this thread, I love being healer & will be a healer for hire for any DMS crews. I'm also happy to lead/buff assign. Sometimes I'm crewing with my friends *gasp*, but feel free to send me a PM/add me as a friend so that you can meebo me if you would like my help.

I can do Yellow Maze & Green Maze at the moment. Not ready for Kam runs yet.

[moranokii]

<3's it just to get rid of the negativity, only to be depressed to be greeted with a -3.
Goodness guys ^_^;; They did what you wanted to have just one thread, you can't just keep voting down on them just because of what may or may not have happened in the past <3

[FaiMaxwell]

Ahh hate!
I missed it so much! <3

Breakdown of what makes me an Elitist:

I was in the first crews to kill Kamila's first and Second forms.
(The only bragging I did was posting "/brag" in the victory thread)
I was instantly labeled an "Elitist" among less Flattering things.

Most of the people I crew with are 11.0+
(Most of them have also been on my friends list longer than this was true.)

I spend WAY too much time on zOMG in DMS.
(I admit this. ^_^; The vast majority of my DMS time is spent ATTUNING LOWER LEVELS AND HELPING THEM FARM) eek

I've killed Kamila several times.
(For fun. That's all I've gotten out of it. I've far exceeded a million gold in powerups. I sold a huge chunk of my inventory to afford them. I've gotten none of the rare recipes yet, so pardon me if I keep trying for at least one. I put in the time and effort to get the kills. It really takes a lot of both.)

Some of my friends have public relations issues.
(Not to me. All of my friends are great and amazing people. We play well together and have fun doing it. If Xfriend doesn't get along with Xstranger, why should I care? It's between them. It continually baffles me why the whole z!F seems to care about petty arguments between two people when they likely know neither.)

I wear the "Elitist Halo"
(I put it on for a lol. It was already in my inventory. I happen to like the way it looks with my avi, so I'll keep it on. Also, groups of people wearing the same thing while they run.... how terrible! Hmm.... "I am" runs... nuff said?)

I might add to this. That was just off the top of my head.

[Elusive Affliction]

Brb busy logging into mules to </3 this thread emotion_awesome

Mfw we're wasting your time