Another zOMG Event : The Bachelorette!

I'll be watching for round one tonight!

+1	100.0%	[ 4 ]
Total Votes:			[ 4 ]

This poll closed on June 9, 2012.
No longer accepting new votes.

[seabrume]

My name is II HazelSkye II and I would like to be a bachelor.

Why: (click image)




Availability to crew/chat: weekends

[Lux Fortuna]

My name is Luxylicious and I would like to be a bachelorbeast.

Some call me the god of love, others know me as the King of pleasure, but no one denies that my sexiness rivals that of Marshall. I am quite useful as well--if you need a table, I'll use my abs; if you need a horse, I'll grab some coconuts; if you want candy, I'll steal it from a kid. There's nothing I can't give.

Here is just one of the thousands of glamour shots that I have:


(Yes, God hand-wrote that card when he sent me to Earth).

Availability to crew/chat: Ever

Note: I do ask that ice cream be set aside in the off-chance that I am eliminated and forever heart-broken.

Coffee ice cream, please.

[Robotic Chibi-tan]

Lux Fortuna

/just realized this pic has a cross belt buckle.

[seabrume]

Digitalgod17

II HazelSkye II

Digitalgod17

Cant even eat ice cream :/

"Can't eat ice cream, bro... Gotta keep my abs sharp. Yup."
What a stud. heart emotion_dowant

i'm vegan not for my abs.

That's admirable. emotion_kirakira

[Shinju Hashimfo]

Lux Fortuna

My name is Luxylicious and I would like to be a bachelorbeast.

Some call me the god of love, others know me as the King of pleasure, but no one denies that my sexiness rivals that of Marshall. I am quite useful as well--if you need a table, I'll use my abs; if you need a horse, I'll grab some coconuts; if you want candy, I'll steal it from a kid. There's nothing I can't give.

Here is just one of the thousands of glamour shots that I have:


(Yes, God hand-wrote that card when he sent me to Earth).

Availability to crew/chat: Ever

Note: I do ask that ice cream be set aside in the off-chance that I am eliminated and forever heart-broken.

Coffee ice cream, please.

NO ONE BEATS MARSHALL. -LE GASP-

[TopazLovesLavender]

II HazelSkye II

That's admirable. emotion_kirakira

too young for you hazel ;o

[seabrume]

Digitalgod17

II HazelSkye II

That's admirable. emotion_kirakira

too young for you hazel ;o

Those abs are definitely legal... In some state... >.> like kentucky or something

[Shinju Hashimfo]

II HazelSkye II

My name is II HazelSkye II and I would like to be a bachelor.

Why: (click)




Availability to crew/chat: weekends

oh mai. brb have to swim in ocean now.

[TopazLovesLavender]

II HazelSkye II

Digitalgod17

II HazelSkye II

That's admirable. emotion_kirakira

too young for you hazel ;o

Those abs are definitely legal... In some state... >.> like kentucky or something

Washington ^.^

[Ruike Raka]

Lux Fortuna

My name is Luxylicious and I would like to be a bachelorbeast.

Some call me the god of love, others know me as the King of pleasure, but no one denies that my sexiness rivals that of Marshall. I am quite useful as well--if you need a table, I'll use my abs; if you need a horse, I'll grab some coconuts; if you want candy, I'll steal it from a kid. There's nothing I can't give.

Here is just one of the thousands of glamour shots that I have:


(Yes, God hand-wrote that card when he sent me to Earth).

Availability to crew/chat: Ever

Note: I do ask that ice cream be set aside in the off-chance that I am eliminated and forever heart-broken.

Coffee ice cream, please.

Well...coffee is my favourite flavor... >->
FINE.
But you have to fly/drive/walk to Canada >-< Hope that's not too out of your way for a bucket of ice cream emotion_awesome
Ps. I'm allergic to coconut. I also HAAAAAATE horses ^-^ This description poops violently on your chances of me giving you that second chance after you're eliminated after first round...
I MEAN... o3o
heart

[Ruike Raka]

II HazelSkye II

My name is II HazelSkye II and I would like to be a bachelor.

Why: (click)




Availability to crew/chat: weekends

/wishes she could dive that awesomely emotion_jawdrop

[Robotic Chibi-tan]

Digitalgod17

II HazelSkye II

Digitalgod17

II HazelSkye II

That's admirable. emotion_kirakira

too young for you hazel ;o

Those abs are definitely legal... In some state... >.> like kentucky or something

Washington ^.^

OMG Das where I liiiive! When I started doing running start I checked into the age of consent laws for WA. xd True story. may hav a 30 yr old man fetish.

[seabrume]

Shinju_hashimfo

oh mai. brb have to swim in ocean now.

That was the English Channel in St. Malo, France. ^.^

[Ruike Raka]

Digitalgod17

II HazelSkye II

Digitalgod17

II HazelSkye II

That's admirable. emotion_kirakira

too young for you hazel ;o

Those abs are definitely legal... In some state... >.> like kentucky or something

Washington ^.^

come to think of it... you're one of my bffs on gaia... and I don't even know if you're legal... o - o
/recalls all the R rated content discussed in previous convos



AM I GONNA GET ARRESTED...?! eek

[TopazLovesLavender]

Robotic Chibi-tan

Digitalgod17

II HazelSkye II

Digitalgod17

II HazelSkye II

That's admirable. emotion_kirakira

too young for you hazel ;o

Those abs are definitely legal... In some state... >.> like kentucky or something

Washington ^.^

OMG Das where I liiiive! When I started doing running start I checked into the age of consent laws for WA. xd True story. may hav a 30 yr old man fetish.

O_O;; dont know any 30 year olds sorry. well i do there just married. Dont go anywhere near redmond.