A Non "OMFGZOMG backburner!" Thread

[Robotic Chibi-tan]

Cuz I thought we really could use one. sweatdrop

I've been thinking lately, ever since someone posted a "what summon should be next" thread, that the awesomest summon of all would have to be: A Marshall summon! emotion_awesome Think about it! You could have an army of marshalls right behind you! And, given his favorite place to be, you wouldn't be able to tell there was more then one of him behind you until you started walking. And then you'd have this string of Marshall's behind you and the people around you would be like emotion_jawdrop

AND! Think about this! You would have a handy army of molesters at your command. So if someone is being n00by, you'd be able to have these kinds of conversations:

You: Stop being n00by or I'll sic these Marshalls on you! emotion_omnomnom
N00b: ******** emotion_donotwant
Marshall: If you insist! emotion_dowant

emotion_awesome Awesome, right?? So, what do you think could be beneficial about having a Marshall summon at your fingertips?
(Yes, I am aware of the item that lets marshall stalk your avi, but a summon would just be so much more hilarious)

[sailoranimecode]

That's probably one summon I won't get...

[Robotic Chibi-tan]

sailoranimecode

That's probably one summon I won't get...

Why not? Continue the conversation! *needs to not drink coffee*

[Myrielle]

sailoranimecode

That's probably one summon I won't get...

You're just asking to be Marshalled. emotion_awesome

[Saburoo]

Yessss, I want a Marshall summon pleaseeeeeee 3nodding

[Hikaruhia]

I'd sell all my everything for a Marshal summon emotion_awesome

I love you Marshal

[Red Kutai]

Last I'd heard, NPCs were 'off-limits' for Buddy options - however, that may have been referring specifically to mainsite NPCs, so zOMG!-exclusive NPCs may still be available for Buddification. We'd need developer clarification, to be sure. sweatdrop

I'd personally rather like to see more Buddies based on mainsite items, or other critter-y characters from the site's many plotlines. I particularly like when Buddies draw connecions between zOMG! and other areas of the site, as I don't really agree with how disconnected zOMG! has become from everything else... whee

[Owlie]

emotion_awesome

[Robotic Chibi-tan]

Hikaruhia

I'd sell all my everything for a Marshal summon emotion_awesome

I love you Marshal

That's good, 'cause Marshall would make you sell your body and soul to get such sweet command over him twisted

[sailoranimecode]

Robotic Chibi-tan

sailoranimecode

That's probably one summon I won't get...

Why not? Continue the conversation! *needs to not drink coffee*

Because Marshall is not a buddy that I would want. I wouldn't want him following me around. It was creepy enough when he followed me when it was my first time in SS with a wonderful crew who went slow for me, because it was my first time and I was not comfortable with seb(it was still around at the time).