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Here are some frequently asked questions in the forums and hopefully this will save some people time and energy asking (and from getting yelled at for not searching for it).

1. Will there ever be any updates to zomg?
It's unlikely. The game has been in maintenance mode for a long time and it needs a lot of work before it can ever have anything new added. Don't hold your breath. Plus, all the devs who knew how to code left.

2. People are stealing my mobs! Is there anything I can do to stop it?
No. And the mobs do not belong to you. They respawn anyway. Deal with it.

3. How do I make gold?
Farm sandtraps until you're level 5, then go to the saw mill in Bass'ken Lake. Once you get all your buffs and main rings to 10, you can go to Shallow Seas in Gold Beach.

4. How do I get my rings above 10.0? What are those dark orbs?
They're shadow orbs. You get them by killing the monsters in DMS. Try doing DMS once you've gotten all your rings to 10.

5. Whatever happened to Buccaneer Boardwalk?
It got shelved like the rest of zomg. You can get a gold refund on your ticket or contact Gaia for a cash refund.

6. Is there going to be an Easter/Halloween event this year?
No. During updates to DMS in mid-late 2012, the butchered the code allowing holiday events.

7. I'm a 10.0 and no one is crewing me for DMS! Help!
Check out Rainbow's DMS Guidance Thread. She's a great player and really nice! Plus, they have candy. Another good person to ask for help is Nymph of Spring! She has a thread too. I can personally vouch for both of their skills and kindness.

8. How do I sell my rings?
You can't sell rings that are soulbound.

9. How do I unsoulbind my rings, then?
You can't.

10. But then why are there rings on the marketplace?
Rings weren't always soulbound, but the devs realised soon that people were buying their way to the end of the game and soon soulbound them.

11. Omg I just had the worst crew EVER they sucked so much blah blah blah! scream
Try the Official Zomg Rant Thread. You'll probably find sympathy there.

12. I have this new ring idea. .
Does it have to do with stamina? If it has to do with stamina don't bother posting it. There have been plenty of threads on the subject already and it's been stated plenty of times why such a ring is a bad idea. Try reading this thread!

13. I can't attack General Mayhem!
Yeah, you can't attack him until all the waves of minions he throws at you have been killed. There's a glitch where he stops sending waves at you so you might have to try different difficulties to get it to work.

14. Does the re-composing quest give different rewards each time?
Yes, you get a new song after every time you do it. There's a total of 7 songs.

15. How do I use recipes?
Go to your inventory and click on the zOMG! tab. Then click on the recipe you want to use and click the "go to the exchange" link.

16. Why are there so many people sitting outside DMP gate that are 1.0 getting in crews and I'm not?
A lot of people take off all their rings before they go to the gate to spare themselves a trip to the null chamber. If you're not getting crews, it might be because you're trying to get crewed for the wrong things (speed and GR+, which require higher levels) when you really want to be crewed for "reg DMS".

17. So this b***h leader told me I can't take Meat. .
DEAL WITH IT. Meat is not necessary for DPS in any section of the game least of all DMS. If you want to take Meat that badly then find a crew that will let you. Otherwise, learn to veggie, because Meat is a waste of a ringslot 99% of the time. If you don't trust your crew to heal you then why are you in a crew with people you don't think are good?

18. I'm 10.X, I know everything!
Okay, I'll be the first to admit that there's a lot of people at higher levels who are noobs. But in general you should listen to people who are at higher levels because they're more experienced. If you're in the 10s chances are you've never even done GR+.

19. People always told me that rings like Fire Rain and Slash were not allowed in DMS and now they are. WHADDAFROG!?
Area of effect rings used to be bad because they broke Tape. Crowd control is no longer used, so you don't have to worry about that. Slash is taken everywhere because it's #3 in terms of damage per second/stamina. Fire Rain is taken in GR+ because it helps with bats, although in YM you're better off with Shuriken, Hot Foot, or Bump as your 4th attack as opposed to Fire Rain.

20. There should be PvP!
PvP, much like the term "fetch", is never going to be a thing. It would all boil down to Willpower and CL 12s with Integ, Fitness, Sugar Rush, and Iron Will would reign supreme.

21. What's a Dev Meat and how can I get one?
The term "Dev Meat" is a pun. It's really just a "Dev Meet", a meeting with the Devs.

22. Where's Kamila?
Kamila is at the very end of the Hundred Percent Room, which is past the Green Rooms, which is the second maze in DMS. You probably won't meet her until you're past 11.4.

23. Why are people disagreeing in my thread? You people are so mean!
Here's the thing. You posted a thread on a public forum. People have the right to disagree and post about it.

24. I'm stuck on a wall, what do?
Refresh. If that doesn't work, then type /stuck. If you're in an instance with a crew and the rest of the crew is in that instance, you can leave and have them reinvite you.

25. How do I turn off the annoying panting noise?
Mute your browser. You can't turn it off in-game.

26. What is donor status?
Donor status is a status you have for a month after you give spend money on Gaia (including Cash you've earned via offers). You can turn off ads and gain more gold in zomg during this month.

27. How do I get donor status?
Spend at least 249 cash and you'll get it.

28. How much gold can I get with donor?
You can nerf up to 160k for a month with donor status.

29. Where is Mark's ring?
Mark's ring is somewhere alongside the shore of Bass'ken Lake. It's randomly generated on the map.

These are just what I've seen on the first few pages. If you have any ideas for new questions/statements, feel free to post them!
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This is great.

"I can't attack general mayhem"
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Rainbow Filled Nights
This is great.

"I can't attack general mayhem"

omg how could I forget. adding it right now.
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This is great.

"I can't attack general mayhem"

omg how could I forget. adding it right now.

Also, "when will zOMG update again?"
I got you emotion_kirakira

EDIT
NEVERMIND
LOL
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"So.. if I can't sell my rings why are there rings on the marketplace"
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Rainbow Filled Nights
This is great.

"I can't attack general mayhem"

omg how could I forget. adding it right now.

Also, "when will zOMG update again?"
I got you emotion_kirakira

EDIT
NEVERMIND
LOL

omg Rainbow go back to first grade reading class
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Pan Twardowski
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Pan Twardowski
Rainbow Filled Nights
This is great.

"I can't attack general mayhem"

omg how could I forget. adding it right now.

Also, "when will zOMG update again?"
I got you emotion_kirakira

EDIT
NEVERMIND
LOL

omg Rainbow go back to first grade reading class

Never emotion_donotwant
You'll never catch me alive, coppers!

Also the re-composing quest threads lol
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Nymph of Spring
"So.. if I can't sell my rings why are there rings on the marketplace"

Added. Thanks!

Rainbow Filled Nights
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Rainbow Filled Nights
Pan Twardowski
Rainbow Filled Nights
This is great.

"I can't attack general mayhem"

omg how could I forget. adding it right now.

Also, "when will zOMG update again?"
I got you emotion_kirakira

EDIT
NEVERMIND
LOL

omg Rainbow go back to first grade reading class

Never emotion_donotwant
You'll never catch me alive, coppers!

Also the re-composing quest threads lol

I only saw one of those? But I'll add it.
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Nice FAQ =3
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I see lots of them emo
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won what are you trying to tell me with this this is not tumblr

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Nice FAQ =3

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I see lots of them emo

oh man. I just edited it in.
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