From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: If you are a little scary,
And nothing can change your mind,
Presents, Candy even hanging Christmas twine,
Making cookies with your friends,
Or going shopping too,
Makes the Christmas spirits scary so much to you,
that you know not what to do,
As you walk up to see Santa, to sit up on his lap,
And you see his face ...and you know
this guy is so scary... it a wrap,
You run as fast as you can from the mall to the car,
Yes that guy they call Santa is not jolly at all.
So Christmas may be scary more than you know,
when you get your credit card bill from,
all the shopping at the mall,
That is why I call this poem Scary Christmas you see,
Santa will never get me to sit upon his knees.
Have a Merry Scary Christmas!
Thank you for the poem, good to know I'm not the only one not completely ecstatic at Christmas!