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Post: 89495391_31 created on Sat, 21 Dec 2013 06:55:28 +0000
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The Weekend Warriors

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But they're absolutely FREE, Sir or Madam!

Our company is overstocked with snowballs for the season so we're practically GIVING THEM AWAY!

The finest quality snowballs, delivered right to your face!

Do I need to pay shipping fees or sales tax?

No fees, no tax, no handling charges! Just quality snowballs--get yours now, while supplies last!

Take one! Take a dozen! TAKE THIS!! ::splat!::

(nailed ya! XD)

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Yes, very good--processing your order now. Your shipment will be delivered via air mail, of course! blaugh

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The Weekend Warriors

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The Weekend Warriors

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Do I need to pay shipping fees or sales tax?

No fees, no tax, no handling charges! Just quality snowballs--get yours now, while supplies last!

Take one! Take a dozen! TAKE THIS!! ::splat!::

(nailed ya! XD)

Yes, very good--processing your order now. Your shipment will be delivered via air mail, of course! blaugh

I'm not satisfied with my order, I'm gonna have to return that right back at ya!

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Post: 89495391_33 created on Sat, 21 Dec 2013 07:01:38 +0000
Posted: Sat, 21 Dec 2013 07:01:38 +0000

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I am....

Oh boy, oh boy, I've been waiting for my snowballs to arrive!

....a ghost trainer!!

We pride ourselves in speedy delivery!

I am....

That's great.
Ok, just wait here a minute I'm.... I'm gonna give you a little tip.
Where did I left that thing..... Ah, here it is *takes out snowball cannon*
Your delivery days are over twisted *fires cannon*

....a ghost trainer!!

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Post: 89495391_34 created on Sat, 21 Dec 2013 07:02:05 +0000
Posted: Sat, 21 Dec 2013 07:02:05 +0000

The Weekend Warriors

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The Weekend Warriors

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No fees, no tax, no handling charges! Just quality snowballs--get yours now, while supplies last!

Take one! Take a dozen! TAKE THIS!! ::splat!::

(nailed ya! XD)

Yes, very good--processing your order now. Your shipment will be delivered via air mail, of course! blaugh

I'm not satisfied with my order, I'm gonna have to return that right back at ya!

Sorry--all sales are final due to the nature of our special promotion. We unfortunately are unable to accept any returns!
Please accept these additional snowballs as a gesture of how much we value your patronage!

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Post: 89495391_35 created on Sat, 21 Dec 2013 07:06:17 +0000
Posted: Sat, 21 Dec 2013 07:06:17 +0000

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You knave! Have at thee! scream

Augh! I'm just the messenger! ::dives behind a tree::

I must deliver your package no matter what though, so HERE YOU GO! ::splat!::

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Post: 89495391_36 created on Sat, 21 Dec 2013 07:09:29 +0000
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The Weekend Warriors

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The Weekend Warriors

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No fees, no tax, no handling charges! Just quality snowballs--get yours now, while supplies last!

Take one! Take a dozen! TAKE THIS!! ::splat!::

(nailed ya! XD)

Yes, very good--processing your order now. Your shipment will be delivered via air mail, of course! blaugh

I'm not satisfied with my order, I'm gonna have to return that right back at ya!

Don't make me go postal!

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Post: 89495391_37 created on Sat, 21 Dec 2013 07:13:07 +0000
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Post: 89495391_38 created on Sat, 21 Dec 2013 07:13:31 +0000
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xI- Geki -Ix

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We pride ourselves in speedy delivery!

Augh~! gonk We cannot accept gratuities on the job!! ::runs away::

(Everybody always wants to kill the messenger... crying )

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Post: 89495391_39 created on Sat, 21 Dec 2013 07:15:57 +0000
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The Weekend Warriors

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Yes, very good--processing your order now. Your shipment will be delivered via air mail, of course! blaugh

I'm not satisfied with my order, I'm gonna have to return that right back at ya!

Don't make me go postal!

Postal?

We're not hiring now, but if you'd like to submit an application, please fill out this form and return it to our main office! ::splat!::

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Post: 89495391_40 created on Sat, 21 Dec 2013 07:18:57 +0000
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The Weekend Warriors

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Yes, very good--processing your order now. Your shipment will be delivered via air mail, of course! blaugh

I'm not satisfied with my order, I'm gonna have to return that right back at ya!

Don't make me go postal!

Postal?

We're not hiring now, but if you'd like to submit an application, please fill out this form and return it to our main office! ::splat!::

Postal means bat**** crazy lol. But I do need a job! Can I have the application?

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Post: 89495391_41 created on Sat, 21 Dec 2013 07:26:24 +0000
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We pride ourselves in speedy delivery!

Augh~! gonk We cannot accept gratuities on the job!! ::runs away::

(Everybody always wants to kill the messenger... crying )

I am....

HEY!!
Come back here, I haven't signed for it yet!! *keeps firing cannon*

....a ghost trainer!!

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Post: 89495391_42 created on Sat, 21 Dec 2013 07:30:50 +0000
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Augh~! gonk We cannot accept gratuities on the job!! ::runs away::

(Everybody always wants to kill the messenger... crying )

I am....

HEY!!
Come back here, I haven't signed for it yet!! *keeps firing cannon*

....a ghost trainer!!

::hides behind a tree:: It doesn't require a signature unless we upgrade you to Express Delivery--I'll be more than happy to upgrade!

::pulls a snowball cannon out of mailbag and opens fire!::