Write me a South Park story. Big big BIG rewards. You want?

[Deenmcv]

You're in the right thread if you like prizes for a simple oneshot request.
If not then go away. emotion_facepalm

Wants:
*My OTP's, Dip, Style, Bunny, Cured, Or Braders.
*It should be rated M. (Why? For language... And any other reasons..)
*TeenPark please. No 8 year old stuff. emotion_8c
*One shot, but no less than 1k words.
*Upload to fanfiction. net or to Deviantart, and dedicate to me pleaseee? emotion_kirakira
*Grammar a bit. Small mistakes are fine but no..

Good: 'He walked to the store.'

Bad: 'he ewawlked up 2 da store and he bot da choclate 2 eat cause he swag. '


If you have a specific price then name it, otherwise I'll send you a list of things and you can pick two items from it along with 10k.
Don't worry its not gonna be stupid items. It will be good.. Expensive.. twisted

[Deenmcv]

I will give up to 30k based on story quality.
So go for it.