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I offer many types of poetry. I offer limericks, haiku's, diamante's, free-verse poems, and many more! I've won countless poetry awards and when I was a kid even got into the Pine Tree Poetry book! So you can bet I'm a great poet.

How to request a poem:

1.) Request to join the group "Tyler's Poetry Central"
2.) Once you join, send me a PM with the poetry form in the guild Forum.
3.) I'll reply back and tell you if I can make it.
4.) You send me a trade request.
5.) When I accept the trade request, you put in the cost for the poem.
6.) I'll accept and put nothing up for trade.
7.) You'll accept.
8.) I'll be paid, and then I'll post your poem in the sub-forum marked "Completed Poems".
It's that simple!

Prices:

Diamante: 7,000 gold
Limerick: 5,000 gold
Haiku: 2,000 gold
Free-verse and other: Depends on size of poem

How you know I won't scam you.

You know I won't scam you because I've made many transactions with people. Ask my friend, Annoying Tampon! Plus, I just want to get my poetry out there. I don't care about the money, but I could use some money anyway...

I still own the rights to all poetry sold. Plagiarizing my poetry will get you in trouble with the law and Gaia Online.
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D: lucky you. i just got into poetry recently. i think im pretty average, b-but awards? damn i should get out of this business =_=
Tyler the Owl's avatar

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Lol, and yeah, awards. But keep trying. And I don't mean to brag or anything, but I can make a kick-a** poem in under 2 minutes! No joke. Here's a sample of my work:

(I made this MANY years ago.)
The Couch Potato
There once was a kid named Fred.
He would never get out of bed!
By the TV,
Is where he would be,
Regardless of what his mom said.


Christie Milkshake
D: lucky you. i just got into poetry recently. i think im pretty average, b-but awards? damn i should get out of this business =_=

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