Great Poetry Shop

[applesauce600]

I provide no samples of my work. You'll just have to trust that I'm good.
Please go ahead and make an offer.

I might accept art, especially if you offered to artistically write "Flaw Finder" with some of my favorite things in the picture like pumpkins, bobcats, rabbits, clouds, raccoons, pigs, trees, or some combination of these things.
I will not accept poetry or prose as payment.
*While this is titled "poetry shop" I'm selling the ability to choose what I write about, not the rights to whatever I write. I will retain rights to my own works. I am not ok with you claiming authorship of my work... unless if there's an offer I can't refuse (paypal)

[applesauce600]

And when I say "great" I mean "really really great"

[applesauce600]

Wondrous poetry beyond what you imagine I'd provide. More than 3 months experience writing poetry. An incomplete expert.