ωяecкeᴅ scяiρт | ʟiтeяaтuяe sнoρρe | c:x

Always add a poll whore option.

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[Lagly]

ΞΞΞΞ ◕ ω ◕ ;; Yo.
The cute face makes me seem personable.

NOW ACCEPTING REAL LIFE COMMISSIONS!!

UPDATE: Due to mass irl issues, Train Wreck will be suspending all orders for the time being.
Feel free to cancel trades and spend the money on other things.
When he comes back, he'll send out a mass PM to those of you that ordered - to see if you are currently still interested in a story.
Apologies for the inconveniences.


First of all, I don't give a flying if you '<3' or '</3' me.
As far as I'm concerned, I never take those things seriously when I enter a thread.
Just saying.

As you can tell, this is 'ωяecкeᴅ scяiρт | ʟiтeяaтuяe sнoρρe' - it's pretty much exactly how it sounds.
A quaint little shop dedicated to me writing stories for you.

I know most people are confused when they see a literature shoppe, so I'll give you a quick run down.

We all Most of us know what fan fiction is - for those of you who don't, fan fiction is fictional writing done by fans over characters they fap/schlick to enjoy.
It can be done over only characters in certain things (books, movies, animes, mangas, etc), cross overs (introducing a character from one book/movie/anime/manga/etc to a character from a separate book/movie/anime/manga/etc), or even enter yourself into the imaginary world of whatever have you to have the ideal life with whom/whatever. I even create worlds / use the world around for original characters that you create, if that is what you desire.

I had a shoppe for awhile, and it was a pretty decent hit.
I write for fun, but I write well (or so I've been told by people who wouldn't benefit by lying to me).
If you would like examples, I understand.
Sadly, all of the examples I have are of smut - unless you would like links to the role plays I'm in.
You can find them here.

Please take into consideration that I don't get paid to role play, and thus don't ever proof read or edit my posts. If you find a grammatical error, it's because I don't give a s**t.
When I am being paid, however, I take pride in my work for others.

All this long a** text being said, there is an order form that I would like you to fill out for me.

Note that if you are desiring anything outside of Gaia T.o.S, you will need to contact me off / outside of GaiaOnline dot com.
I do not want to be banned.

My MSN / Windows Live is argyleteeth at live dot com
I have it on, so even if you don't have MSN Messenger, you can still e-mail me and I will be notified of the message via that nifty little pop up box that happens when you're signed in MSNM.

Format you will need to fill out / prices / all other s**t will be after this post.

[Lagly]

ΞΞΞΞ ◉ n ◉ ;; Rules.


I'm not going to make this eight pages long.
You're not dumb, so don't act like it.

Respect my customers / bumpers / friends / trolls / whatever.
Don't come in here, trying to stir s**t up. It's not cool, and I'll call you out on it.

I do take silent orders.
PM or e-mail / MSN me.

Obey GaiaOnline T.o.S.
Er, duh.

You better derp when you herp, but you don't really have the herp when you derp.
It's common knowledge.

Call me Wreck, or Matty.
Or any variation of the two. I'm not fond of trains, which is why I wreck them.

Prices are negotiable to a point.
Do not beg me. I don't care.

I have the right to refuse anyone for any reason.
Why? Because I can.

I reserve the right to edit this s**t when I want.
For whatever reason.

[Lagly]

ΞΞΞΞ ◯ _ ◯ ;; Format.


Herp derp, here is the format.
Don't mess with it, it works fine.



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[size=15.5]BASED OFF OF[/size] [size=10] ( Original, movie, book, blah blah )[/size]

[size=15.5]CHARACTER ONE NAME[/size] [size=10] [/size]
- [size=13]PERSONALITY[/size] [size=10] [/size]
- [size=13]APPEARANCE[/size] [size=10] [/size]
- [size=13]QUICK BACKGROUND[/size] [size=10] [/size]
- [size=13]ANYTHING ELSE[/size] [size=10] [/size]

[size=15.5]CHARACTER TWO NAME[/size] [size=10] [/size]
- [size=13]PERSONALITY[/size] [size=10] [/size]
- [size=13]APPEARANCE[/size] [size=10] [/size]
- [size=13]QUICK BACKGROUND[/size] [size=10] [/size]
- [size=13]ANYTHING ELSE[/size] [size=10] [/size]

-continue character section if there is more-

[size=15.5]WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING TO GET OUT OF THIS[/size] [size=10] ( Are you wanting a romantic encounter, a cute scene, whatever - pretty much, what do you want me to write about )[/size]

[size=15.5]LENGTH[/size] [size=10] ( Every 500 Words is 1,500 Gaia Gold OR 10,000 Words is $5.00 USD, please note that 1,000 is a page in Microsoft Word )[/size]
[size=15.5]TIP[/size] [size=10] [/size]
[size=15.5]PRICE[/size] [size=10] ( Tip + Actual exert )[/size]
[size=15.5]YOU COOL WITH ME USING THIS AS AN EXAMPLE?[/size] [size=10] [/size]


Please ask me if I am familiar with the fan based work before you assume.

Will do m // m, f // f, m // f, Transgenders, and basic furry / mecha.
I don't know really anything about furry stuff, aside from chicks with cat ears and a tail, so... You'll have to fill me in.

1,500 Gaia Gold per 500 words.

NOTE ABOUT RL COMMISSIONS:: Because I have been getting some pretty amazing stories, all types of lengthy and radicore, I opened Real Life Commissions.
Because of the pricing, no commissions under 10,000 words are accepted for RL.
$5.00 USD per 10,000 words.

Thanks guys.

[Lagly]

ΞΞΞΞ ◐ . ◐ ;; Slots.


Currently I am only going to have an unlimited number of slots open, until I feel labored.
Please note that, even though I do not feel labored, I do have two rather lengthy stories.
E.T.A for anything after Zilithion's order will take up to three weeks to complete, unless they're short.
Then I might type them up during breaks of the bigger works.
Feel free to PMme if you have any questions.

.x. Anon : 10,000 words - Original - GG

.x. Lucky~9~Lives : 2,000 words - Original - GG

.x. Justin-Incredible Law : 3,000 words max - Soul Eater - GG

.x. - Zilithion - : 15,000 - 20,000 words - Original - GG

.x. Luciine : 10,000 words - Original - GG

.x. Anon : 20,000 words max - Original - RL

.x. Kaekyouri : 10,000 words ish - Original - Buying Me Dinner

.x. MoonLitS u i c i d e : 3,500 words - Original - GG

.x.

.x.

.x.

[Lagly]

ΞΞΞΞ ✰ ~ ✰ ;; Questing.


Currently I am questing for Avatart and Signs.

And this;


Total Value: 71,680,755 Gold
After Exclusions: 710,000 Gold
[Item Information]

Item List:
Lucky the Cat
Long White Socks
Jinxi's Charm (7th Gen)
Plague Noir
White Heavenly Unmentionables
Skelekitten Plushie
Ship Captain
Titanium Ironjaws
Puppet Master
Ascended Demon
Box of Totally Innocent Objects

[Lagly]

ΞΞΞΞ ✖ ◠ ✖ ;; Banned.


You don't want to be here.

`nuff said.

Unless you're TheTweek.
Who has an odd desire to be banned from EVERYTHING.

.1. TheTweek : He broke my mugs and peed on the rug

[Lagly]

ΞΞΞΞ ▦ 3 ▦ ;; Affiliates.


Want me to flaunt you? Flaunt me.





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[TheTweek]

BAN ME BAN ME

[Lagly]

You smash my mugs agains?

[TheTweek]

AND i peed on the rug :3c

[Lagly]

/sigh/

Consider yourself banned.
And clean the rug.
:T

[TheTweek]

nope :3

[Lagly]

/mutters/

Well, I'm not cleaning it for you...

/.../

/.../

/curses under breath and cleans the rug/

[TheTweek]

/chortles and scuttles away

[Lagly]

Yeah, you're just lucky I love you.

/mutters and kicks over chair/

Welp.

Here's to bumping half heartedly.