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IRON POET





Welcome to Iron Poet.
This contest will contain only one winner.Whoever that may be,will be crowned Iron poet. This is not a contest for the weak of skill. As the rules will show, you will be pitted against some of the OP/L's finest writers, so good luck.

How it works

Okay, kids. This is how it works:
Much like Hells Poet,
this will consist of 25 entrants, with a five round eliminating process...Only we have a catch. Each round will pit the entrants against a member of the OP/L,and their particular specialty when writing. In layman's terms:
In each round, the chosen poet from the OP/L will present a challenge. The challenge will consist of a particular style and topic, which the entrants will then have to best. The judges will then decide who wins, and who comes closest. The five weakest will be eliminated, while the rest move on to the next chosen poet/style. This will continue on in the same fashion, until you get to the last poet:
ME.

Sponsored by
This contest is brought to you by VZN.
If you don't know, then I'm sure you'll figure it out.
I would also like to thank Barboxacon, without whom this contest would not be possible.

POETS
This is a list of the poets you'll be facing. I suggest going into the OP/L and reading up on them, as they will not be taking it easy on you.

Round One:
sqrttt: She's a demon. The only reason that she's first, is because someone has to be.

Round Two:
bohemian lover boy: she's as tough as they come, and will be trying to crack your brain wide open.

Round Three:
The fist of VZN: The Tao of Che: A master wordsmith, and one of the most clever individuals that I'm blessed to call "friend."

Round Four:
The second member of VZN: Vespertine: There isn't anything that I can say, that will do this kid justice.

Final Round:
Last member of VZN: zero the last decepticon:
Yeah...Good luck.

Well, that's about that.
Last man standing will get the grand prize of 400k, and the title of IRON POET.
We're taking the first 25 entrants, so let's get to it.
 
     
"Power Armor Felix"

When I bought my pen at Office Depot a trio of angels blessed it.
When placed in the package of twelve, it became my covenant with God.

"Lovers Never Tell"
You're a heartless a*****e.
 
Judges


Adimurti
Trysse
Aphrodite f l y t r a p
zero the last decepticon
Vespertine
The Tao of Che
Bananasaurus
Aehlae
Zeo????
Barboxacon
bohemian lover boy
sqrttt
the rebel prince





Entrants

o1.DarkWyvernwings
o2.knight_of_chivalry
o3.MyMeteora81
o4.FlatteredPawn
o5.Emofruit8
o6.Jonni Mnemonic
o7.Jonera
o8.Ace Cigarette
o9.Astaire
1o.Kiria Delusional Kitty
11.cat4452
12.Bella Ayomide
13.TheAmberShrew
14.Apheliac
15.Rogue Dragon
16.Aari-chan
17.Converse Controversy
18.Completely Obvious
19.Sunshine and Lollipops
20.nevertobeokay
21.Jayslittlekittyofdoom
22.aigis_raiden
23.--Sumi_Akina--
24.pockyrox
25.Amber Skyes



And the only ******** dumb enough to be banned.
Give a round of applause for this jackass,ladies and gents:
Majkai nis will never die
     
"Power Armor Felix"

When I bought my pen at Office Depot a trio of angels blessed it.
When placed in the package of twelve, it became my covenant with God.

"Lovers Never Tell"
You're a heartless a*****e.
Sponsors/Donations

This contest was single-handedly sponsored by Barboxacon. Love her, or I will personally eat the flesh from your face.





Oh, and we're officially OPEN!!
 
     
"Power Armor Felix"

When I bought my pen at Office Depot a trio of angels blessed it.
When placed in the package of twelve, it became my covenant with God.

"Lovers Never Tell"
You're a heartless a*****e.
 
I swear I'm just as fast in bed. ninja

My name is Nitzce and I endorse this contest. whee
     
My metaphors are dirty like herpes
but harder to catch.

- Immortal Technique
sweatdrop So I'm back. sweatdrop What can I say, I'm eager to try my skills.
 
     
 
Once we get 25, sqrttt will post her challenge. Tell all of your people, make banners, spread the word. xd
     
"Power Armor Felix"

When I bought my pen at Office Depot a trio of angels blessed it.
When placed in the package of twelve, it became my covenant with God.

"Lovers Never Tell"
You're a heartless a*****e.
Count me in.
 
     
"Azula_89"
Being bashed hard in the a** by another poet -- it makes me scream and want (to edit) more.


 
rawr i'm a demon.



heart
     
How do you solve a problem like Janyssa?
You give her lots and lots of candy.

Not conceited
, just convinced
.
A n
..

T i r
"knight_of_chivalry"
Count me in.


Always.Nice to see you around, man. xd
 
     
"Power Armor Felix"

When I bought my pen at Office Depot a trio of angels blessed it.
When placed in the package of twelve, it became my covenant with God.

"Lovers Never Tell"
You're a heartless a*****e.
 
"zero the last decepticon"
"knight_of_chivalry"
Count me in.


Always.Nice to see you around, man. xd


Nice to be competing, and hopefully I'll learn a thing or two

Like what VZN is.. I think I should know it, but it's been over 10 seconds since I heard it and I didn't write it down.

@ sqrtttt

last person I heard say that was a 250 paki football player named "Usman" who screams whenever he sees a spider. Ah the memories. I still bring a plastic spider to my class with him...

Not that I'm saying that you scream at spiders, or your a 250 lb paki football player, but I just thought I'd share XD Nice to meet ya.
     
"Azula_89"
Being bashed hard in the a** by another poet -- it makes me scream and want (to edit) more.


tha's funny. i scream when i see spiders too.
and make my roommate kill it.



nice ta meetcha.
 
     
How do you solve a problem like Janyssa?
You give her lots and lots of candy.

Not conceited
, just convinced
.
A n
..

T i r
 
"knight_of_chivalry"


Nice to be competing, and hopefully I'll learn a thing or two

Like what VZN is.. I think I should know it, but it's been over 10 seconds since I heard it and I didn't write it down.


VZN.

Vespertine
Zero the last Decepticon
Ni Che

VZN.
     
"Power Armor Felix"

When I bought my pen at Office Depot a trio of angels blessed it.
When placed in the package of twelve, it became my covenant with God.

"Lovers Never Tell"
You're a heartless a*****e.
"sqrtttt"
tha's funny. i scream when i see spiders too.
and make my roommate kill it.



nice ta meetcha.

*shivers* Bleeh! Spiders are icky! I was once in Florida and saw one wild that was the size of my shoe!

I er... ran and made my cousin kill it...

Oh, and, HI ALL!
 
     
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