Lord Tezzy
@ Lex: You've no idea how crazy my dreams have been. I was decapitated by some kid in some giant war over a biological pathogen and some of us being immune or something. I was attacked by a T-rex inside a building... weird. And then I once got crushed by an avalanche.
@ Lex (again): Sounds to me like this psycho roommate who is attacking you is doing one of two things. Trying to kill you... or trying to get in your pants. Here's the best way to find out. If that thing sticking up in his pants is sharp, it's a knife, he's trying to kill you. If not, well, you've just grabbed his p***s and given him non-verbal consent. I suggest bring a knife to the table when conduct this test. If he's trying to kill you, defend yourself, if he isn't, threaten to cut off anything that comes out.
Tezzy1: i'd tell you some of my other dreams, but i'm pretty much dead from work... *night shift as a stocker for walmart* they hired a gimp!! XD
...ok
one, one dream was weird so i'll put it in list form
1. me and five people in a house
2. one dude whips out a gun and starts killing us off
3. two of us escape out the back door and onto the lake
4. dude comes after us but can't swim and runs along the bank
5. me and other guy drift apart, killer disappears
6. everything slowly changes and i enter a war zone
7. people save me and take me into foxhole/tunnels
8. someone throws a grenade at us, i palm it away and they blow up
9. we keep running, the bad guys follow us with the killer
10. second grenade is thrown, i miss the catch and kick it up, then another dude kicks it and hits it like a base ball with his gun and the bad guys blow up
11. killer still follows us so we climb out of the tunnel and run through a midwestern-looking field
12. we go into an old hotel from the 50's and i see my gammy, she helps us hide until the killer leaves
13. gammy then takes us to a secret tunnel and we run down it until we get to a parking garage looking place
14. i split from them and meet up with this native guy who teaches me the way of the department store stocker
15. the native guy and i split and i keep going, somehow i start chasing someone
16. out of nowhere killer pops out, scares the crap out of me and i wake up
END
it's pretty much like being on acid....
Tezzy2: .___.;; somehow that seems completely plausible *bows to the dalai llama* hail tezzy!
Aether: well, only if you want to
4laugh *glomp*