The Poetry Colosseum: Main Thread (Judges-for-hire wanted!)

Let's say your spaceship has been bombed by pirates & will soon asplode. How do you prepare for death?

Freak out (ohmigodohmigod I'm gonna DIIIEEE AAAAGGH!!!)	7.6%	[ 19 ]
Sit there numbly, knowing there's nothing more to do or say	3.6%	[ 9 ]
Try to send a last message of love to your family / friends / significant other	9.2%	[ 23 ]
Pray, chant, meditate or other religious activity	3.6%	[ 9 ]
Tell that one fellow crew member you hate what you really think of them	6.4%	[ 16 ]
Tell that one fellow crew member you have a crush on what you really think of them	7.2%	[ 18 ]
Hit the snooze button and sleep through it	14.1%	[ 35 ]
Sing a song through gritted teeth (ie, Amazing Grace, Bird on a Wire, your national anthem)	5.6%	[ 14 ]
More than one of the above	29.7%	[ 74 ]
Something completely different (please post & say what it is!)	12.9%	[ 32 ]
Total Votes:			[ 249 ]

[Mahayr]

Hee! Thank you! Now go to the other thread, I moved most of this to there, cad!

[Mahayr]

Trouble-Maker, posting like that!!!

Stooooooooooooooooop Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!


I MOVED EVERYTHING! Go answer over there, I even gave how-to instructions!!!

I will have the thread locked, I SWEAR. Ok, maybe not...