God Doesn't Suck contest: JUDGED

For my last poll, a short summary of what went on here...

panda lauchers	4.8%	[ 1 ]
zero trying to get Mahayr naked	33.3%	[ 7 ]
light saber mayhem	19.0%	[ 4 ]
Mahayr kicking that alligator IN THE FACE	9.5%	[ 2 ]
unnecessarily extreme usage of capital letters, exclamation points, and fire	9.5%	[ 2 ]
Mahayr shaming me (but getting you people better prizes)	4.8%	[ 1 ]
polyp	9.5%	[ 2 ]
Sqarr's infamous mirror shoes (ewwwwww)	0.0%	[ 0 ]
Mahayr's chessy butt (and my candy one)	0.0%	[ 0 ]
And of course, the rampant blasphemy	9.5%	[ 2 ]
Total Votes:			[ 21 ]

[Mahayr]

Oh... my... GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Runs screaming from the where, hugely embarrased! She is going to make the girl pay for this one! OhYES!*

[demagoguery]

Mahayr

Oh... my... GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Runs screaming from the where, hugely embarrased! She is going to make the girl pay for this one! OhYES!*

What? I voted to eat the cheesy snacks. You should yell at the other voters.

Deep breath.

*plunges into sea of stories*

[Mahayr]

HUFF!

[demagoguery]

Front page has been updated and I'm working my way through the stories.

*hands Mahayr an inhaler*

[Mahayr]

Phfft! *Goes for medicinal tea instead, stomping pissily across the wooden floors and disappearing into her chambers, slamming the door slightly, although the echo of her secret laughter may be almost heard. If you listen carefully.*

[demagoguery]

Be finished with this in about an hour guys. I've done the first two eliminations, trying to decide between two very close second place potentials, etc.

[Mahayr]

Make it a tie.

[demagoguery]

I might have to. One is better written, but one has a much better story, more intriguing characters, and such the like.

*ponders*

[Mahayr]

Tie.

[demagoguery]

Do I split the second place spot then, or do I take some off first prize?

I was supposed to have this finished five minutes ago... curse my inability to obey my own deadlines.

[The last Decepticon]

Being a dumbass isn't all your fault. rofl

[demagoguery]

zero the last decepticon

Being a dumbass isn't all your fault. rofl

I'm rubber you're glue....

[demagoguery]

Look guys, I'm really sorry about this, but it's 1:00 AM and I have work tomorrow. I've read through everything, just having issues with this stupid tie thingy. And since I'm sure you'd rather not just have me flip a coin, this needs even more pondering. I may bring in a friend for help or something.

Yet again, I'm sorry.

[Major Domo]

demagoguery

Do I split the second place spot then, or do I take some off first prize?

I was supposed to have this finished five minutes ago... curse my inability to obey my own deadlines.

You make the second prizes both the same, the same as you have for second, but for two. I will send you the extra gold for the extra second place.