The Anti-Guide

How do you try to improve your writing?

I try to avoid old, stupid things.	17.5%	[ 2292 ]
I add new things.	14.9%	[ 1951 ]
A combination of both (if one more than the other, pick it).	67.6%	[ 8852 ]
Total Votes:			[ 13095 ]

[Clare_N]

Dressing in black (with the occasional additions of blood red or dark purple) automatically makes a character gothic - or "goffik", as the author of a certain "fanfic" spells it. To further emphasise the character's "gothic" leanings, be sure to include some sort of skull motif. Also, for a "gothic" female, black lace is compulsory, as are fishnet tights.

[Misuki Marishima]

And if you dress in brown, you're an automatic hobo.

[Firlodge_the_second]

Misuki Marishima

And if you dress in brown, you're an automatic hobo.

(( By that logic this avvie is a gaia-hobo:



I highly doubt it's a non-commited newb since it costs over 2 million gold.))

[Ludera]

That is because the person who made that avi has no sense of style. wink

Another tip: blood is a lubricant, as is any other fluid--pop, gasoline, the goo inside eyes, mercury, et cetera. ((Disclaimer: I do not know for certain that these aren't lubricants, but I'm not about to go find out.))

Also, radioactive things glow green.

[Firlodge_the_second]

Ludera

That is because the person who made that avi has no sense of style. wink

Another tip: blood is a lubricant, as is any other fluid--pop, gasoline, the goo inside eyes, mercury, et cetera. ((Disclaimer: I do not know for certain that these aren't lubricants, but I'm not about to go find out.))

Also, radioactive things glow green.

((Actually I'm somewhat guilty of a)having no sense of style and b)Using any fluid as a lubricant, more specifically, spit. In my defence though the person in question was a)not sober and b)a horny teenager at the time.

That said, please will you comment on my 'this trope' post on the last page?))

[Ebil-NekoCat]

All characters who wear pink are either:

a) Cheery girls who go around giving flowers to people and being perfect and pure

or

b) Gay guys who act like cheery girls who go around giving flowers to people and being perfect and pure

[marshmallowcreampie]

Men can be sexy and appealing, and have a lot of sex, but any female character in your story who has premarital sex is a SLUT. Only women need to be pure and good. After all, boys will be boys!

[I_Write_Ivre]

marshmallowcreampie

Men can be sexy and appealing, and have a lot of sex, but any female character in your story who has premarital sex is a SLUT. Only women need to be pure and good. After all, boys will be boys!

Only Christians act that way, and those are the only good and pure people.

[Half Baked SF]

In a MxM story, all characters must be 17 year old boys who act like 7 year old girls. But of course, they must also be mature enough for sex.

[I_Write_Ivre]

IB a Survivor

In a MxM story, all characters must be 17 year old boys who act like 7 year old girls.

Behavior, maturity, knowledge, and wisdom don't change with age. Just sexy, sexy bodies.

[Zell-The-Renegade]

I_Write_Ivre

IB a Survivor

In a MxM story, all characters must be 17 year old boys who act like 7 year old girls.

Behavior, maturity, knowledge, and wisdom don't change with age. Just sexy, sexy bodies.

By the way, your characters never grow old. And if they do, they never lose their uber-sexy physique.

(EVERY. FANFICTION. EVER.)

[I_Write_Ivre]

Zell-The-Renegade

I_Write_Ivre

IB a Survivor

In a MxM story, all characters must be 17 year old boys who act like 7 year old girls.

Behavior, maturity, knowledge, and wisdom don't change with age. Just sexy, sexy bodies.

By the way, your characters never grow old. And if they do, they never lose their uber-sexy physique.

(EVERY. FANFICTION. EVER.)

((Phoenix broke this rule well))

Women's biological clocks--which ALL women have, it's NOT A CHOICE!!!!23YOUSUCK!!!5--go off at fifteen.

[RADI0 Mouse]

Zell-The-Renegade

I_Write_Ivre

IB a Survivor

In a MxM story, all characters must be 17 year old boys who act like 7 year old girls.

Behavior, maturity, knowledge, and wisdom don't change with age. Just sexy, sexy bodies.

By the way, your characters never grow old. And if they do, they never lose their uber-sexy physique.

(EVERY. FANFICTION. EVER.)

And they must always have relationships with younger people - yes, a 74-year-old with a 17-year-old sex-body MUST have sexual relations with your 17-year-old angsty homosexual who doesn't know what he thinks about himself and his mother.

[avearia]

Characters don't have preferences for what they look for in a partner, Sexually or personality-wise. Everyone is compatable with everyone.

[I_Write_Ivre]

Addressing the last two posts, a character's dad can easily find his son's girlfriend not just sexy, but will find nothing wrong with that or even dating her if he dumps his son.