[ Poll ] The Anti-Guide

How do you try to improve your writing?

I try to avoid old, stupid things.		17.1%	[ 1661 ]
I add new things.		15.2%	[ 1477 ]
A combination of both (if one more than the other, pick it).		67.6%	[ 6553 ]

Total Votes: 9691

[I am The Compendium]

Misuki Marishima

The only reason your character has to go to school is to meet the high school sweetheart. Other than that, it's definitely not important. XD

Or talk about your high school sweetheart. You have to talk about boys a lot to get them

[i just like green]

If your character goes to school, they have to have straight A's, and if not they must be failing all classes.

[Misuki Marishima]

They can only fail all their classes if they're destined to be a villain, so then they're not tied to school.

[Jiraku]

For Gaian Spirit Week's Bonage Day, I have dressed as an Uke and his Seme.

I is here to show you the proper layout for your book. An example is from the unwritten work Anurladroid Incubus-Pokes a Neko Uke.

Chapter 1- The Seme and Uke meet.
Chapter 2- NSFW
Chapter 3- NSFW
Chapter 4- NSFW
Chapter 5- NSFW
Chapter 6- NSFW
Chapter 7- NSFW
Chapter 8- NSFW
Chapter 9- NSFW
Chapter 10- NSFW
Chapter 11- NSFW
Chapter 12- NSFW
Chapter 13- NSFW
Chapter 14- NSFW
Chapter 15- NSFW
Chapter 16- NSFW
Chapter 17- NSFW
Chapter 18- NSFW
Chapter 19- NSFW
Chapter 20- NSFW
Chapter 21+- NSFW
Last Chapter- Happily Ever After

[Zacki Zari]

Your character must repeat his/her catchphrase over and over again. Always near the end of a chapter, and in a very epic way.
The main character must have a best friend who either has an inferiority complex or is way too rude and out there. The inferiority complex character will always become an evil TRAITOR. Depending on the situation the TRAITOR will either die a heroic death or come back to the side of goodness and everything marshmellowy(sp?).
In stories about England, your character must always, always try to find out who Jack The Ripper is. If it's in present time, it will be aliens. If it is in the past it will be someone very close to the main character or TEH BUTLER.

[e d e n - s o n g]

Jiraku

For Gaian Spirit Week's Bonage Day, I have dressed as an Uke and his Seme.
I is here to show you the proper layout for your book. An example is from the unwritten work Anurladroid Incubus-Pokes a Neko Uke.
Chapter 1- The Seme and Uke meet.
Chapter 2- NSFW
Chapter 3- NSFW
Chapter 4- NSFW
Chapter 5- NSFW
Chapter 6- NSFW
Chapter 7- NSFW
Chapter 8- NSFW
Chapter 9- NSFW
Chapter 10- NSFW
Chapter 11- NSFW
Chapter 12- NSFW
Chapter 13- NSFW
Chapter 14- NSFW
Chapter 15- NSFW
Chapter 16- NSFW
Chapter 17- NSFW
Chapter 18- NSFW
Chapter 19- NSFW
Chapter 20- NSFW
Chapter 21+- NSFW
Last Chapter- Happily Ever After

Actually, this should apply to all novels. You should never have a novel without romance, and everyone knows romance means either 20 chapters of sex or 20 chapters of abstinence (while talking about how great the sex will be).

[The Phoenix Rises Again]

A Nightmare of Eden

Jiraku

For Gaian Spirit Week's Bonage Day, I have dressed as an Uke and his Seme.
I is here to show you the proper layout for your book. An example is from the unwritten work Anurladroid Incubus-Pokes a Neko Uke.
Chapter 1- The Seme and Uke meet.
Chapter 2- NSFW
Chapter 3- NSFW
Chapter 4- NSFW
Chapter 5- NSFW
Chapter 6- NSFW
Chapter 7- NSFW
Chapter 8- NSFW
Chapter 9- NSFW
Chapter 10- NSFW
Chapter 11- NSFW
Chapter 12- NSFW
Chapter 13- NSFW
Chapter 14- NSFW
Chapter 15- NSFW
Chapter 16- NSFW
Chapter 17- NSFW
Chapter 18- NSFW
Chapter 19- NSFW
Chapter 20- NSFW
Chapter 21+- NSFW
Last Chapter- Happily Ever After

Actually, this should apply to all novels. You should never have a novel without romance, and everyone knows romance means either 20 chapters of sex or 20 chapters of abstinence (while talking about how great the sex will be).

In fact, have boring sex scenes. Since that's the only important factor in a marriage, this will drive your point of how horrible the husband is the the wife and will explain everything about her bad choices to start her life over not by getting a divorce, but by running away in to danger constantly until a new guy who's hot in bed saves her.

[Firlodge_the_second]

((NSFW?))

[Jiraku]

Firlodge_the_second

((NSFW?))

((Not Safe For Work. In other words, the explicit sex scenes.))

[Lullus Farseer]

Healing Buttsex heals rape. Even if the healing buttsex is also rape.

[Jiraku]

Lullus Farseer

Healing Buttsex heals rape. Even if the healing buttsex is also rape.

ANY kind of buttsex heals, because Yaoi is the king of existence. Even "Surprise Buttsex!" heals.

[Ludera]

Lullus Farseer

Healing Buttsex heals rape. Even if the healing buttsex is also rape.

(How can it be rape? Men always want it.)

Buttsex is the only way for men to do it. For the record, if you aren't putting a tab in a slot then it isn't real sex and it can't be meaningful/satisfying/et cetera.

[IB a Survivor]

The only true, meaningful, pure romantic relationship that can ever exist exists between two men. Period.

[LeeEyeLa]

If your book has a conflict, it can NOT appear until at least page 200. After that many pages of romantic fluff, of course.

[I am The Compendium]

LeeEyeLa

If your book has a conflict, it can NOT appear until at least page 200. After that many pages of romantic fluff, of course.

Don't forget descriptions of pretty things like curtains and dresses and hair!