[ Poll ] The Anti-Guide

How do you try to improve your writing?

I try to avoid old, stupid things.		17.2%	[ 1666 ]
I add new things.		15.2%	[ 1478 ]
A combination of both (if one more than the other, pick it).		67.6%	[ 6560 ]

Total Votes: 9704

[Sergeant Sargent]

warpshadow

How come she has brown eyes? Everyone knows that brown eyes are normal and therefor boring and lame. She should have one purple eye and one red eye, correction one amethyst eye and one crimson eye, both of which shine.

No, her eye color has to be urber origional! Like one eye is turcoise and the other ish, um, moroon! And they sparkle like dimonds glistening at sunrise on a white sandy beach filled with supermodles in itzy bitzy teeny wheeny yellow pokadot binkis.

((That metaphore hurts my eyes. *bleeding*))

[Hawthorne]

Sargent_Stupid

warpshadow

How come she has brown eyes? Everyone knows that brown eyes are normal and therefor boring and lame. She should have one purple eye and one red eye, correction one amethyst eye and one crimson eye, both of which shine.

No, her eye color has to be urber origional! Like one eye is turcoise and the other ish, um, moroon! And they sparkle like dimonds glistening at sunrise on a white sandy beach filled with supermodles in itzy bitzy teeny wheeny yellow pokadot binkis.

((That metaphore hurts my eyes. *bleeding*))

"She just stood there, staring. Her jaw slack-open and gaze fixed on me; in that moment she was a photograph. A picture taken without redeye reduction: her overexposed skin glowing white against the dim background and her eyes dark rings with crimson centers."

Okay, just a head-jaunt. Day off of work. Too little to do with my brain.

[wingnut the improbable]

There must be a legend that the SuperNastyBadD00d (tm) always comes back to life after he's (and it's always a he) killed, and yet, when your character kills him, he DOESN'T! Your character is far too magical for that.

[Mobster Lobster]

All albinos grow up to be hitmen.

[Hawthorne]

Mobster Lobster

All albinos grow up to be hitmen.

Or the get a job pushing a wheelbarrow for the advisor to the evil prince?

[Jasper Riddle]

Charlie_The_Bad

No, she has one amethyst eye and one blood-red eye that BOTH flash emotions!!1!!111111twenty1!!!!1111!!!three-and-a-half!!11!!!!

Oh, and the best culprit in a detective story is the butler. Nobody will ever expect it.

Actually, with mysteries, throw ina chara that no one's even met. And always withhold details.

[Jasper Riddle]

Hawthorne

Mobster Lobster

All albinos grow up to be hitmen.

Or the get a job pushing a wheelbarrow for the advisor to the evil prince?

rofl rofl yep.
And they're torturers, too. 3nodding

[Jabberwocky Sinope XXVII]

Mobster Lobster

All albinos grow up to be hitmen.

They also wear cilice belts and enjoy whipping themselves silly.

[Lumin-chan]

The main character MUST be charismatic. There is no such thing as a person off to save the world who can't get up and say lavish speeches to crowds of people on the spot (and these crowds of people MUST listen to the main character). The only exception to this is if the main character is trying to speak to the love interest, but that is always resolved by the end of the story.

[Lord_of_the_Funk]

Mobster Lobster

All albinos grow up to be hitmen.

bette yet make them hit men who are incredibly religus ...even though in most religuns it says though shalt not kill.....infact make them deaf mute as well....and have them see the future....also they must always die.....

do all this becaus eeverybody knows that albinos arent REALLY people who have difrent personalities whats the fun in that rofl

[Jasper Riddle]

Villain's never need a reason to do anything. In fact, there's a law that if a villain/ess isn't doing anything currently, they must wake up, look out the window, and say, "Y'know, I think I'll take over the world today."

[Jabberwocky Sinope XXVII]

Jasper Riddle

Villain's never need a reason to do anything. In fact, there's a law that if a villain/ess isn't doing anything currently, they must wake up, look out the window, and say, "Y'know, I think I'll take over the world today."

(One of my characters actually does that...)

[Lord_of_the_Funk]

Jasper Riddle

Villain's never need a reason to do anything. In fact, there's a law that if a villain/ess isn't doing anything currently, they must wake up, look out the window, and say, "Y'know, I think I'll take over the world today."

wtf of cores they must have a reason....it is just that the reason must be that there lover was killed and now their harts are as twisted and as black as a burnt and mangled tree...if you fail to do this you will not be famus and die pore and lonly

[Morizawa]

Lord_of_the_Funk

Mobster Lobster

All albinos grow up to be hitmen.

bette yet make them hit men who are incredibly religus ...even though in most religuns it says though shalt not kill.....infact make them deaf mute as well....and have them see the future....also they must always die.....

do all this becaus eeverybody knows that albinos arent REALLY people who have difrent personalities whats the fun in that rofl

Yeah, paine from ffx-2 was just an isolated scripting accident

[Alybrylla]

Lord_of_the_Funk

Jasper Riddle

Villain's never need a reason to do anything. In fact, there's a law that if a villain/ess isn't doing anything currently, they must wake up, look out the window, and say, "Y'know, I think I'll take over the world today."

wtf of cores they must have a reason....it is just that the reason must be that there lover was killed and now their harts are as twisted and as black as a burnt and mangled tree...if you fail to do this you will not be famus and die pore and lonly

or their lover ran off with the hero of the story, which is why the bad guy/girl wants him dead. He/she goes insane killing everyone he/she meets because he/she lost his/her lover. Better yet, he/she's a king/queen. He/she has people to kill for him/her!