The Anti-Guide

How do you try to improve your writing?

I try to avoid old, stupid things.	17.5%	[ 2292 ]
I add new things.	14.9%	[ 1951 ]
A combination of both (if one more than the other, pick it).	67.6%	[ 8852 ]
Total Votes:			[ 13095 ]

[ChocolatePandora]

hecate-athena

1 |<||0// 7|-|15 |-|45 4|r34|)`/ 833|| 541|), 8|_|7 51||¢3 1 j|_|57 f0|_||||) 7|-|15 ||1f7`/ 1337-7r4||5|470r 7|-|1||9, 1 5|-|4|| 54`/ 17 4941||. 1337 15 73|-| |/|057 4//350|/|3 7|-|1||9 3/4|-|!1!1!!!!!!!!!!

Translate that cool .

*eyes bleed*
1 b0// 2 t3h on3 13373r th4n 1.

[hecate-athena]

ChocolatePandora

hecate-athena

1 |<||0// 7|-|15 |-|45 4|r34|)`/ 833|| 541|), 8|_|7 51||¢3 1 j|_|57 f0|_||||) 7|-|15 ||1f7`/ 1337-7r4||5|470r 7|-|1||9, 1 5|-|4|| 54`/ 17 4941||. 1337 15 73|-| |/|057 4//350|/|3 7|-|1||9 3/4|-|!1!1!!!!!!!!!!

Translate that cool .

*eyes bleed*
1 b0// 2 t3h on3 13373r th4n 1.

*twitches and attempts to keep typing*

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[Jasper Riddle]

hecate-athena

ChocolatePandora

hecate-athena

1 |<||0// 7|-|15 |-|45 4|r34|)`/ 833|| 541|), 8|_|7 51||¢3 1 j|_|57 f0|_||||) 7|-|15 ||1f7`/ 1337-7r4||5|470r 7|-|1||9, 1 5|-|4|| 54`/ 17 4941||. 1337 15 73|-| |/|057 4//350|/|3 7|-|1||9 3/4|-|!1!1!!!!!!!!!!

Translate that cool .

*eyes bleed*
1 b0// 2 t3h on3 13373r th4n 1.

*twitches and attempts to keep typing*

1 7|-|4|||< 7|-|0|_| f0r 7|-|0|_|'5 4|)|/|1774||¢3 0f |/|`/ 1337-`/ 5|_|p3r10r17`/. `/0|_| |/|4`/ 83 |/|`/ 1337 |/|1||10|| *||0|)5*

ugh...l33t is good in small doses...
It's SOOOO OMGCOOL is you can write an ENTIRE story in l33t! it shows that you are the hipest when it comes to computers! And even if you don't write all in l33t, have a character that speaks entirely in l33t! It's never been done before! *coughMegaTokyocoughhackhackhack* Never mind the fact that l33t can't be actually spoken in real life!

[The Witch of Many Colours]

Jasper Riddle

hecate-athena

ChocolatePandora

hecate-athena

1 |<||0// 7|-|15 |-|45 4|r34|)`/ 833|| 541|), 8|_|7 51||¢3 1 j|_|57 f0|_||||) 7|-|15 ||1f7`/ 1337-7r4||5|470r 7|-|1||9, 1 5|-|4|| 54`/ 17 4941||. 1337 15 73|-| |/|057 4//350|/|3 7|-|1||9 3/4|-|!1!1!!!!!!!!!!

Translate that cool .

*eyes bleed*
1 b0// 2 t3h on3 13373r th4n 1.

*twitches and attempts to keep typing*

1 7|-|4|||< 7|-|0|_| f0r 7|-|0|_|'5 4|)|/|1774||¢3 0f |/|`/ 1337-`/ 5|_|p3r10r17`/. `/0|_| |/|4`/ 83 |/|`/ 1337 |/|1||10|| *||0|)5*

ugh...l33t is good in small doses...
It's SOOOO OMGCOOL is you can write an ENTIRE story in l33t! it shows that you are the hipest when it comes to computers! And even if you don't write all in l33t, have a character that speaks entirely in l33t! It's never been done before! *coughMegaTokyocoughhackhackhack* Never mind the fact that l33t can't be actually spoken in real life!

Jasper, you're still awake?!

[Jasper Riddle]

The Witch of Many Colours

Jasper Riddle

hecate-athena

ChocolatePandora

hecate-athena

1 |<||0// 7|-|15 |-|45 4|r34|)`/ 833|| 541|), 8|_|7 51||¢3 1 j|_|57 f0|_||||) 7|-|15 ||1f7`/ 1337-7r4||5|470r 7|-|1||9, 1 5|-|4|| 54`/ 17 4941||. 1337 15 73|-| |/|057 4//350|/|3 7|-|1||9 3/4|-|!1!1!!!!!!!!!!

Translate that cool .

*eyes bleed*
1 b0// 2 t3h on3 13373r th4n 1.

*twitches and attempts to keep typing*

1 7|-|4|||< 7|-|0|_| f0r 7|-|0|_|'5 4|)|/|1774||¢3 0f |/|`/ 1337-`/ 5|_|p3r10r17`/. `/0|_| |/|4`/ 83 |/|`/ 1337 |/|1||10|| *||0|)5*

ugh...l33t is good in small doses...
It's SOOOO OMGCOOL is you can write an ENTIRE story in l33t! it shows that you are the hipest when it comes to computers! And even if you don't write all in l33t, have a character that speaks entirely in l33t! It's never been done before! *coughMegaTokyocoughhackhackhack* Never mind the fact that l33t can't be actually spoken in real life!

Jasper, you're still awake?!

Depends. How late is it over where you are?

[The Witch of Many Colours]

Jasper Riddle

The Witch of Many Colours

Jasper Riddle

hecate-athena

ChocolatePandora

hecate-athena

1 |<||0// 7|-|15 |-|45 4|r34|)`/ 833|| 541|), 8|_|7 51||¢3 1 j|_|57 f0|_||||) 7|-|15 ||1f7`/ 1337-7r4||5|470r 7|-|1||9, 1 5|-|4|| 54`/ 17 4941||. 1337 15 73|-| |/|057 4//350|/|3 7|-|1||9 3/4|-|!1!1!!!!!!!!!!

Translate that cool .

*eyes bleed*
1 b0// 2 t3h on3 13373r th4n 1.

*twitches and attempts to keep typing*

1 7|-|4|||< 7|-|0|_| f0r 7|-|0|_|'5 4|)|/|1774||¢3 0f |/|`/ 1337-`/ 5|_|p3r10r17`/. `/0|_| |/|4`/ 83 |/|`/ 1337 |/|1||10|| *||0|)5*

ugh...l33t is good in small doses...
It's SOOOO OMGCOOL is you can write an ENTIRE story in l33t! it shows that you are the hipest when it comes to computers! And even if you don't write all in l33t, have a character that speaks entirely in l33t! It's never been done before! *coughMegaTokyocoughhackhackhack* Never mind the fact that l33t can't be actually spoken in real life!

Jasper, you're still awake?!

Depends. How late is it over where you are?

Midnight. And you? *yawns*

[Jasper Riddle]

The Witch of Many Colours

Jasper Riddle

The Witch of Many Colours

Jasper Riddle

hecate-athena

*twitches and attempts to keep typing*

1 7|-|4|||< 7|-|0|_| f0r 7|-|0|_|'5 4|)|/|1774||?3 0f |/|`/ 1337-`/ 5|_|p3r10r17`/. `/0|_| |/|4`/ 83 |/|`/ 1337 |/|1||10|| *||0|)5*

ugh...l33t is good in small doses...
It's SOOOO OMGCOOL is you can write an ENTIRE story in l33t! it shows that you are the hipest when it comes to computers! And even if you don't write all in l33t, have a character that speaks entirely in l33t! It's never been done before! *coughMegaTokyocoughhackhackhack* Never mind the fact that l33t can't be actually spoken in real life!

Jasper, you're still awake?!

Depends. How late is it over where you are?

Midnight. And you? *yawns*

almost ten at night. I'm thinking of getting off, though. I'm gonna see Advent Children tomorrow.

[The Witch of Many Colours]

Jasper Riddle

The Witch of Many Colours

Jasper Riddle

The Witch of Many Colours

Jasper Riddle

hecate-athena

*twitches and attempts to keep typing*

1 7|-|4|||< 7|-|0|_| f0r 7|-|0|_|'5 4|)|/|1774||?3 0f |/|`/ 1337-`/ 5|_|p3r10r17`/. `/0|_| |/|4`/ 83 |/|`/ 1337 |/|1||10|| *||0|)5*

ugh...l33t is good in small doses...
It's SOOOO OMGCOOL is you can write an ENTIRE story in l33t! it shows that you are the hipest when it comes to computers! And even if you don't write all in l33t, have a character that speaks entirely in l33t! It's never been done before! *coughMegaTokyocoughhackhackhack* Never mind the fact that l33t can't be actually spoken in real life!

Jasper, you're still awake?!

Depends. How late is it over where you are?

Midnight. And you? *yawns*

almost ten at night. I'm thinking of getting off, though. I'm gonna see Advent Children tomorrow.

Ten?! Where do you live, Canada?

[The Witch of Many Colours]

Well, I dunno. I'm going to bed. My eyes burn so baaaad...

[Hectasy]

*pokes* I like your alchemy sig.

Anyways, technically, 1337 can't be spoken, but since it's not a movie, feel free to write as much 1337-y dialogue as you want. Also, your main character has to have computer skills. Twenty bonus points if they can hack.

[The Witch of Many Colours]

The Holy Hand Grenade

*pokes* I like your alchemy sig.

Anyways, technically, 1337 can't be spoken, but since it's not a movie, feel free to write as much 1337-y dialogue as you want. Also, your main character has to have computer skills. Twenty bonus points if they can hack.

Why thank you. I like it too.

[wingnut the improbable]

hecate-athena

ChocolatePandora

hecate-athena

1 |<||0// 7|-|15 |-|45 4|r34|)`/ 833|| 541|), 8|_|7 51||¢3 1 j|_|57 f0|_||||) 7|-|15 ||1f7`/ 1337-7r4||5|470r 7|-|1||9, 1 5|-|4|| 54`/ 17 4941||. 1337 15 73|-| |/|057 4//350|/|3 7|-|1||9 3/4|-|!1!1!!!!!!!!!!

Translate that cool .

*eyes bleed*
1 b0// 2 t3h on3 13373r th4n 1.

*twitches and attempts to keep typing*

1 7|-|4|||< 7|-|0|_| f0r 7|-|0|_|'5 4|)|/|1774||¢3 0f |/|`/ 1337-`/ 5|_|p3r10r17`/. `/0|_| |/|4`/ 83 |/|`/ 1337 |/|1||10|| *||0|)5*

*Tries to translate*

I thank thou for thou's admittance of my 1337-y superiority. You may be my 1337 minion. *nods*.

(4|| 1 83 4 1337 |/|1||10|| 700?

[hecate-athena]

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[KiwiOfDestruction]

So....much....1377.........So.....much....1337.

[wingnut the improbable]

hecate-athena

Yes. The more minions, the better. We shall have a 1337-y like none before us. *begins plotting*

4||`/|/|4`/, 84(|< 0|| 50|/|3 f0r|/| 0f 70p!(...

You are better than every other writer. Especially those who have been published. Be sure to say so whenever you read anyone else's work. Even if you couldn't see anything wrong, at least say "liek omg i m soooo muhc b3ttarz then thim!!1!fortytwo!!!!!!1!"

(I know.... far too much 1337...)