((I give in to the lure of this thread =^^=))
Above all things, your story must involve the hero being the only key to the world's safety. His teamamtes must be the power sources behind him, and they must take the following positions:
1. Healer/Ninja <--Best Friend
2. Warrior/Princess <---Main Female (love interest)
3. Fighter/Mage <----The Hero, who pwnes.
Any feminist warrior, villian or not, who meets the hero must automatically want his luscious body as her personal love slave the moment he bats his insanely long bishonen eyelashes her way. Because he must be an incredibly masculine bishie, and even better looking than her, minus the breasts and overly big hindquarters. He also must dominate her in the end despite the fact that she's naturally stronger than him at first because he melts her resistance with his innocence (yet he automatically drags her off to the bedroom the moment they profess their feelings. 3nodding ).
The hero must be either overly badass, or insanely sensitive to other people. He must never change his ideals when given actual facts as to why he's the one in the wrong. He's got the +10 Sword of Righteousness, so he's automatically the better choice for the people! Observe ---
Hero, generically named a Foreign, yet completely original name such as Fuumarkai, because it sounds cool and has no true meaning. : I PWNZ U< FOO"!
Villian, who is evil. Period. : Yeah, but right now people are having wars and things; if I take over I can rebuild the economy, and establish an actual government which--
Hero: I"LL HAVE NONE OF YOUR LOGIC!!! HAX!!!! -mad swinging and chopping, which wins the battle by accident!!! But of course, he meant to do it-
Villian: Urk! I'm dead!
Hero: LOL I R KEELER!!!
Never go back to rewrite the story and correct it to make it grammar efficient. You're not writing to express yourself or entertain people. You're writing to show off that you're 'r0><0r5' because you speak 1337, just like all your characters, because they really do in the shows.
Oh, and there must be puns. As many as possible, because they are the highest form of comedy.