I am grabbing it! -runs off with it to her dragon cave of unfinished stories-
As for ones to leave behind:
"Five Reasons Why You're An Idiot"
"Fade to Pink" (use this one well. I am rather attached to it, but can't find anything to do with it.)
"Orange Juice Summer"
"...And That's Why I Had My Underwear on My Head."
Most of those sound like short story titles to me, but whatever. If anyone uses them, it's up to them, right? They're just mildewing in my hands.