Awsome lines that have no place to go

Does this actually interest you, or are you here because you're bored out of your mind?

Interesting, yes	64.5%	[ 7968 ]
Not at all...I'm bored out of my mind	35.5%	[ 4377 ]
Total Votes:			[ 12345 ]

[Sleepingwghosts]

Bradhmdraiocht

Sleepingwghosts

If someone were to hurt my best friend, I would kill them, end up in prison, become someone's b***h, and get my shoes stolen....that would suck

That one is deadly!

isN'T IT THOUGH? TEE HEE I JUST LOVE IT...BEST PART, I MADE IT UP MYSELF

[Sleepingwghosts]

potatopunker

Sleepingwghosts

If someone were to hurt my best friend, I would kill them, end up in prison, become someone's b***h, and get my shoes stolen....that would suck

haha. After reading this, I threw it at my friend and she replied with, in these exact words, "as my friend saved me, proceeded to get thrown in jail as an a** buddy and their shoes stolen, i'd be out spending his cash, selling his house and taking his lover, just for fun.... that would suck... for him."

OMG!!! THAT'S ******** HALARIOUS! I LOVE YOUR FRIEND!

[Sleepingwghosts]

MoonFlight

Sleepingwghosts

Eagles may soar, but weasels are never sucked into jet engines

I swear I've heard that from somewhere else.

I don't even know what your tallking about, you seem to be telling me something about how you scared a grand total of two crows today and I'm not sure what significance this has at all; but I'm listening and I always will.

I just made that up, but I had to contribute something. blaugh

I'VE ONLY HEARD IT ONCE BEFORE FROM A FRIEND. AND AS FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTING SOMETHING...VERY GOOD

[Sleepingwghosts]

Weaver of Nightmares

When in doubt, buy a corset.

OMG! THAT'S GREAT

[Sleepingwghosts]

Jasper Riddle

If life gives you lemons, stick 'em in your bra and make your boobs bigger.

OMG! THAT'S GREAT!

[quagga_chan]

"He's the sort of guy who would say "Look, it's shiny!" and then proceed to shoot it."


"When someone hurts you, don't worry. You've just been given permission to break out the explosives."


"Now, what has Star Wars taught us today?"


*In a spaceship in the middle of space*
"Anyone who says my plan is bad may feel free to walk out that door. Right there. Right now."


"You brought a crazy girl on my freaking ship!?"
"She's not crazy."
"She was in a freaking asylum!"
"Yeah...well... you do realize you use the word 'freaking' entirely too much."

[Nicco Nightstar]

quagga_chan

"He's the sort of guy who would say "Look, it's shiny!" and then proceed to shoot it."


"When someone hurts you, don't worry. You've just been given permission to break out the explosives."


"Now, what has Star Wars taught us today?"


*In a spaceship in the middle of space*
"Anyone who says my plan is bad may feel free to walk out that door. Right there. Right now."


"You brought a crazy girl on my freaking ship!?"
"She's not crazy."
"She was in a freaking asylum!"
"Yeah...well... you do realize you use the word 'freaking' entirely too much."

I may have to use some of these in some stories... if I do, I'll give credit to you for them. mrgreen

Random lines from me:
Big? My ears aren't big, they're... sturdy.

I haven't done that, I don't want to and I won't. What's more, you can't make me!

[Endlesslyloved]

"Muahahaha! the nuclear reactor is almost complete! All we need now is an orange."
"An orange, sir?"
"No a freakin' apple you moron...go me me a damn orange!"
"In Alaska? In the middle of winter, sir?"
"No...Groundhog Day" *whaps him with an apple*

[Lasanna]

Here's mine, the names have been changed and stuff:

"Oh My God, Pandora!" Yelled Dwayne in surprise, running up and hugging the girl he had thought he would never see again, "What are you doing here?"
"Me?" Replied the girl, grinning, "I'm standing here, talking to you, arn't I?"
Dwayn rolled his eyes at the girl, "let me rephrase that," he said, "why are you here?"
A slight frown creased the girls brow, she looked away from him, then at again until finally: "Good Question."

[Bradhmdraiocht]

Sleepingwghosts

Bradhmdraiocht

Sleepingwghosts

If someone were to hurt my best friend, I would kill them, end up in prison, become someone's b***h, and get my shoes stolen....that would suck

That one is deadly!

isN'T IT THOUGH? TEE HEE I JUST LOVE IT...BEST PART, I MADE IT UP MYSELF

You are clearly an unappreciated genius! Just a guess from your screenname, are you into Placebo by any chance?

[Endlesslyloved]

K i kinda stole a buncha lines off here earlier today. managed to put most of them in a convo too. it's all kinda crazy but you'll probably die laughing and fall out of your chair reading this. Yes some of the quotes borrowed are slightly changed.

dani says:
where the hell r u ?????
luke says:
parents. just picturing her reaction in my head lol
dani says:
so u say
luke says:
I have no problem with god. It's his fan clubs that bother me
dani says:
so random
luke says:
Excuse me but i have to fight that penguin
luke says:
in retrospect, we probably should have turned off the lawnmower before we put the cats in the pool
dani anyways says:
WTF
luke says:
If you say i'm sane youre lying. if i say im sane, don't believe me
dani says:
K then
luke says:
Some people are born retarded. I feel sorry for them. Some people are born normal and become retarded. I want to run them over with a car.
dani says:
u go do that
luke says:
toasterhorses
dani says:
you stole the toaster??
luke says:
Yes
luke says:
next question
dani says:
r u high
luke says:
only on cheese, the abnormal fruit
dani says:
LMFAO WTF
dani says:
if you have nothing nice to say, there is obviously a problem with your current situation
dani says:
really and how would u know that
luke says:
Keep talking. I love hearing idiots trying to sound like they know everything
dani says:
very funny luke hahaha do u want me to say that i'm stupid
luke says:
Telling you you're stupid is like telling a parapelegic they walk funny
dani anyways says:
u r sooooooooooooooooooo mean
luke says:
when life gives you lemons, just eat the ******** lemons
dani anyways says:
marlene wants 2 know wut the F is wrong with u
luke says:
If life gives you more lemons, stick 'em in you bra and make your boobs look bigger
Dani says:
wtf stop being so weird......:::
luke says:
when in doubt, buy a corset
dani says:
.......just talk like a person please
luke says:
oh my god! there's a ninja it that tree! it's gonna kill me! it's gonna- oh wait. false alarm. that's a squirrel. my bad.
dani says:
if u want some pills i got some 4 u
luke says:
if life gives you even more lemons, make grape juice. then, cackle with glee as everyone wonders how the hell you pulled THAT one off.
dani says:
llama
luke says:
look! a purple unicorn!
dani says:
really then u better go get it
luke says:
doing 'nothing' is like celebrating February the 31st
dani says:
stop saying randomness, rawr
luke says:
Eagles may soar, but weasels are never sucked into jet engines
dani says:
wtf ok we gota get u off the med's
luke says:
meds? i was on meds? you slipped them in my food! god dammit i'm never eating again! *munchs on tree bark*
dani says:
go eat some nuts
luke says:
"Nuts? Squirrels like nuts. Squirrels are crazy. Crazy? Iwas crazy once. They locked me in a rubber room. I don't like rubber rooms, 'cause rubber rooms have rats. Rats? I hate rats. Rats drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
luke says:
you're entitled to you opinion...but your opinion is s**t
dani says:
a**hole
luke says:
shut up or i'll shake you like a carbonated drink!
dani says:
riiighttt, you can't talk anymore........
luke says:
i wish there was something witty here. but sadly, i have too many brain cells for that. how utterly tragic.
dani says:
w/e u know i'm smarter then u
luke says:
the purple cheese man demands that you give him a plunger!
dani says:
OMFG
luke says:
all seemed to have returned to it's normal, pastoral, happy state...but then they noticed that the cheesecake had blood on it.
dani says:
U NEED HELP
luke says:
Casue of death: gravel
dani says:
U REALLY NEED HELP
luke says:
word on the street is...you guys have tiny mustard packets
dani says:
oh ya there right u know
luke says:
santa lives in this jar and if i'm good this year I plan on letting him out
dani says:
ok then GO AHEAD
dani says:
wuts stopping u
luke says:
i don't even know what you're talking about, you seem to be telling me something about how you scared a grand total of two crows today and i'm not sure what significance this has at all; but i'm listening and i always will
dani says:
w/e
luke says:
i can't do your homework right now, there's a hooker in my lap trying to put eyeliner on me
dani says:
LMAO

Also i kinda just thought of a new quote that i said earlier today....
"I'm going to KILL you! But I mean it in the nicest possible way..."

[Teak Gemini]

Well This Sucks

Gothic_siren

When life gives you lemons, just eat the ******** lemon

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then, cackle with glee as everyone wonders how the hell you pulled THAT one off.

Huh, I had a thing like that with my friends, but mine was a little longer. Let's see...it went...
"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice. When life gives you oranges, make apple juice. And when life gives you apples, make rum!"
"Why rum?"
"Why not? You didn't expect me to make lemmonade, did you? That'd be crazy."

[Endlesslyloved]

*sniff* no comments on my last post? crying

[Nemo Detra]

"My body is a temple, get on your knees and worship."
"Hmm...I'll have to enter that temple some day."

(The saying is an old one, obviously.)

[usukialana]

"The difference between you and I is... well... first and foremost... you're a girl. And I'm not. But other than that... what was I saying?"

"You are the only duck in my pond."

"Things could be worse I guess... my mother could be here..."
"I AM your mother."
"WHA?!"

"Quite honestly, you will regret peeing on an electric fence."

"Congratulations, Captain Obvious!"

"I have decided to call my first born son... Fetish!"