Awsome lines that have no place to go

Does this actually interest you, or are you here because you're bored out of your mind?

Interesting, yes	64.5%	[ 7968 ]
Not at all...I'm bored out of my mind	35.5%	[ 4377 ]
Total Votes:			[ 12345 ]

[Sleepingwghosts]

Jasper Riddle

Sleepingwghosts

Jasper Riddle

The road of Life has s**t on it. What you need to do it learn to wipe it off your shoes and keep walking.

I'm thinking you need to become smart enough to look where you step

yeah, some people do, but some heaps of crap are just too big to avoid, no matter what size strides you take.

True....

[Well This Sucks]

"The gods, my dear boy, are everywhere. This makes games of hide-and-seek nearly impossible to win, unless the rules include a no-peeking clause, in which case they are impossible to lose."

[Zoe1975]

"Keeping a bad secret is like holding heatted glass. The longer you hold it the hotter it gets, and the titer you try to hold it the more you are burned. If it gets too hot it shaters and stings the rest of your body and those around you. If you let go it will break and cut your feet and everyone hears the sound and turns to look at what you have done."

"Finding the right person is like finding a cut dimond in a pile of glass shards."

Those work? I might just have to write a story around them! xp I've done that before!

[Well This Sucks]

"God doesn't play dice with the universe.... it's more like a drunken game of blindfolded darts."

"If you have nothing nice to say, there is obviously a problem with your current situation."

"Cause of death: Gravel."

"Robots will never take over the world, because they will run on Microsoft. Every time one of them attempts to execute 'takeover.exe', they will have a full system failure and need to be rebooted several times. Similarly, jet-packs will be snooty and European, and the computers that plug into the back of your head will run nothing but porno ads."

[Sleepingwghosts]

Zoe1975

"Keeping a bad secret is like holding heatted glass. The longer you hold it the hotter it gets, and the titer you try to hold it the more you are burned. If it gets too hot it shaters and stings the rest of your body and those around you. If you let go it will break and cut your feet and everyone hears the sound and turns to look at what you have done."

"Finding the right person is like finding a cut dimond in a pile of glass shards."

Those work? I might just have to write a story around them! xp I've done that before!

Mmm....keeping a secret is really hard...it stings like hell if you told the wrong people though

[Jasper Riddle]

Well This Sucks

"God doesn't play dice with the universe.... it's more like a drunken game of blindfolded darts."

"If you have nothing nice to say, there is obviously a problem with your current situation."

"Cause of death: Gravel."

"Robots will never take over the world, because they will run on Microsoft. Every time one of them attempts to execute 'takeover.exe', they will have a full system failure and need to be rebooted several times. Similarly, jet-packs will be snooty and European, and the computers that plug into the back of your head will run nothing but porno ads."

rofl the last one is gr33t.

[Sleepingwghosts]

Well This Sucks

"God doesn't play dice with the universe.... it's more like a drunken game of blindfolded darts."

"If you have nothing nice to say, there is obviously a problem with your current situation."

"Cause of death: Gravel."

"Robots will never take over the world, because they will run on Microsoft. Every time one of them attempts to execute 'takeover.exe', they will have a full system failure and need to be rebooted several times. Similarly, jet-packs will be snooty and European, and the computers that plug into the back of your head will run nothing but porno ads."

You have a few quotes surrounding god.......interesting

[Jasper Riddle]

If life gives you lemons, stick 'em in your bra and make your boobs bigger.

[Grammar Freak]

"Pardon miss, but why are you staring at me?"
"I'm sorry, I've just never seen a..."
"A what? A freak?"
"Not a freak, a telepath"
"Same thing, nowadays"

I really like this conversation, but I find myself not being able to place it in anything I've written so far.

[Well This Sucks]

Sleepingwghosts

Well This Sucks

"God doesn't play dice with the universe.... it's more like a drunken game of blindfolded darts."

"If you have nothing nice to say, there is obviously a problem with your current situation."

"Cause of death: Gravel."

"Robots will never take over the world, because they will run on Microsoft. Every time one of them attempts to execute 'takeover.exe', they will have a full system failure and need to be rebooted several times. Similarly, jet-packs will be snooty and European, and the computers that plug into the back of your head will run nothing but porno ads."

You have a few quotes surrounding god.......interesting

That's because I think about some things a lot. I also have a number on zombies, foodstuffs, insults, and lemons, but they aren't nearly as clever.

[Sleepingwghosts]

Well This Sucks

Sleepingwghosts

Well This Sucks

"God doesn't play dice with the universe.... it's more like a drunken game of blindfolded darts."

"If you have nothing nice to say, there is obviously a problem with your current situation."

"Cause of death: Gravel."

"Robots will never take over the world, because they will run on Microsoft. Every time one of them attempts to execute 'takeover.exe', they will have a full system failure and need to be rebooted several times. Similarly, jet-packs will be snooty and European, and the computers that plug into the back of your head will run nothing but porno ads."

You have a few quotes surrounding god.......interesting

That's because I think about some things a lot. I also have a number on zombies, foodstuffs, insults, and lemons, but they aren't nearly as clever.

Well as you can tell...I have ones about lemons too

[BlackBaka]

My friend told me this one



Life is like a d*ck when it gets hard f*ck it.

[Nemo Detra]

[Dao Kyoru]

"I'm blind, not stupid."

"Telling me I'm stupid is like a parapelegic telling me I walk funny."

"Have you ever looked at Death straight in the eyes and walked away unscathed?!"
"More than you can imagine..."

"Live like a rock star, party like a porn star!"

"You're thirty seconds away from having the back of your skull splattered across the wall right behind you - I'm giving you twenty to give me a reason why I shouldn't."

[~Princess Ali Ali~]