Awsome lines that have no place to go

Does this actually interest you, or are you here because you're bored out of your mind?

Interesting, yes	64.5%	[ 7968 ]
Not at all...I'm bored out of my mind	35.5%	[ 4377 ]
Total Votes:			[ 12345 ]

[Cashani]

Um....let's see. I have a line:

"Oh, trees, trees, trees! Oh, trees, wake, wake, wake! Doesn't anyone remember it? Doesn't anyone remember me? Dryads, and Hamadryads, come out, come out to me!"

Yeah.. That's it.. It's from The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian.. Lucy said it..

[MissyAmber]

well i have this little quote thing that i absolutly love well tell me your feed back.
loveing too much is like not loveing at all

[Persistence_of_Memory]

She found herself falling through space and time with black torror wrenching at her soul...

Im not really sure about this one...it suks

[Sgt. Dante]

i have two quotes taht are random,

1. "There's only one possible explaination, timy invisible space monkeys are chaning my channels!"

2. "Can't hold on much longer - But I will never let go
I know it's a one way track - Tell me now how long this'll last
I'm not gonna think this way - Nor will I count on others
Close my eyes and feel it burn - Now I see what I've gotta do"

[mage_cat]

chibi_miette

Convo in a story I'm writing just for it. The names have been removed to destroy all spoilers:

Boy: But you can't marry him!
Girl: And your point is...?
Boy: He's a jerk--
Girl: And your point is...?
Boy: He'll hire assassains to kill you in your sleep!
Girl: And your point is...?
Boy: ...I wouldn't
Girl: And your point is...?
Boy: All this time, I've been trying to tell you something...
Girl: And your point is...?
Boy: I think I love you
Girl: And your point is...?
Boy: I want to marry you
Girl: And your point is...?
Boy: I want to spend the rest of my life with you
Girl: And your point is...?
Boy: (exasperated) I'm asking you to marry me!!!!
Girl: Could you hold on? I'm on the phone.
Boy: I just confessed my undying love to you!!! I want to spend the rest of my life with you! I want to marry you, live out my life with you!!! I WANT YOU TO MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl: Could you hold on a--holy sh!t you're proposing to me!!!!

That is pure awesomness!!!

[VeneficusSpellcaster]

"She's the Brett Farve of wives: since she got her ring, she doesn't do sh*t and she won't go away!"

Seen on a bumper sticker: "Happiness is a chain fed weapon."

woman:"What's your name?"
man:"George Cavins"
woman:"What a pitiful name!"
man:"Why do you say that?"
woman:"Because it's attached to you..."

[bleachedscar]

actuall confersation between me, my friend, n some guy whos name i don't know but is a friend of my friends - happened this morning during art

guy:"hey you"
me:*looks up*
guy:"clap ur hands."
me:"what?"
freind:* laughs*
me:"why?"
guy:"just do it."
me:"what for?"
guy:"just do it."
me:"fine." *claps*
guy:"never mind."
me:'why'd you want me to clap?"
guy:"nevermind, you're useless."
me:* moth is hanging open*
friend:*laughs*
guy:"oops, did i say that out loud?"
a few minutes later
me:"your doing it wrong, the ten is suppose to be down here not in the middle." -talking about his drawing/shading
friend: "shut up."
guy n friend:* looks at my drawings* - i had two while my friend was still working on his frist
guy:"geesh (my name) you make (friends name) look useless."
me:* laughs*
frend:"you guys are mean."
me:* laughs even more*


ok it was funny at the tme cuz i'd been insulting his shading n drawing through the whole class period

i'd love to use this in a story just maybe different subject

[JuiCe22]

hmm okayy... actual convo here... i wus realie pissed w dis guy...

me: i think ur ego's polluted u too much
him: ego?
him:whats ego?
me:
him:heyy whats ego?!?!??!?!
*he* had just sent u a nudge
he: what's ego!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!??!
me: GO SEARCH IN UR d**kIONARY

yes, i live in indonesia n the english here's kinda bad. i talk to him in english (my all time fav language) n he's talkin in indo...

[Shade123232]

"If life was like a box of chocolates, half of them would be rotten."

[Art.Shop Host]

"Before you critisize someone. You shoudl walk a mile in their shoes. That way. When you critisize them. You are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes" -- Fieda Norris

Guess where I got that from?

Thats right. Its from Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants. Who says a guy can't enjoy a book about female spirit? *coughs*

[LeopardFire]

"Sir, I believe I would rather have a large pineapple inserted violently into my rectum."
-From the Brit.Com Bottom, Starred Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmundson

[bleachedscar]

i have another real one, its kinda funny i'd love to use in a story. its between a freind n me

me:"whats emo?"
friend:"what?"
me:"emo, what is it?"
friend:"...what?"
me:"never mind, i'll ask one of my more intellagent friends."
frend:"..............*doesn't relize that i insalted him*...hey! thats mean, shut up!"
me: *laughs*
friend *kicks me*

it was really funny cuz he always takes a while to relize when i insult him

[Black_Rhapsody]

"Well, you remind of chia pet going through a period of a very long drought."

Hint: Don't say this to your balding Lit. teacher when they ask for an example of an incisive comment... It kind of spoils the rest of your day (damn extra writing assignments!). sweatdrop

[xX_Green_Xx]

Falling from a purple sky

[Macabre de la nuit]

Here's one I like,

"The greatest offence is a good defence, the greatest defence is a good offence, the greatest defence and offence is unstoppable!"

Lol, I just think it sounds cool. smile
Im not really sure if its from anywhere...I dont remember where I heard it...