Awsome lines that have no place to go

Does this actually interest you, or are you here because you're bored out of your mind?

Interesting, yes	64.5%	[ 7968 ]
Not at all...I'm bored out of my mind	35.5%	[ 4377 ]
Total Votes:			[ 12345 ]

[Buroabenteuer]

"The mind and the body come together to create a machine. The soul just watches untill called to show the machine its purpose"

(between me and a friend while playing GTA)
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him: lets play pirates
me: me and daddy used to play pirates....
him: what, were you his parrot?
me: no, i was his poop deck, and he swaaaaaaaaabbed me....
him: O.o

[Bakenmut]

Ok, I've had this line for ages, but can never fit it into a story.

"Fake people are happier than normal people, because they can trick themselves into thinking everything's okay. Unfortunetely, where does that leave the real people? Well, we're still pciking up the pieces."

God, that sounds so emo.

[Commander Hardcore]

Buroabenteuer

"The mind and the body come together to create a machine. The soul just watches untill called to show the machine its purpose"

(between me and a friend while playing GTA)
--------
him: lets play pirates
me: me and daddy used to play pirates....
him: what, were you his parrot?
me: no, i was his poop deck, and he swaaaaaaaaabbed me....
him: O.o

Eric, you are a Titan among salamanders.

[de3musketiers]

my favorite line:
go where ever your hart takes you to!

that doesn't mean it's in every story of mine^^
no no, only one blaugh

[Magic Poison]

I have a few that I was hoping would evolve into stories, but I had no such luck (I think I was just in a stage where I was becoming increasingly aphoristic, butanyway):

And his over-affectionate hand would never touch her skin, she knew, because she was a monster in the clever disguise of a human being.

I thought I had more...just not any I liked.

[Reco5151216]

I have one that i like alot but i can quite see where to put it

The light only masks the darkness For the darkness is forever present Watching, waiting, planning for its vengeance, Always eager to smother the light which locked it away And no matter how strong the light is The darkness always returns, stronger than ever And once it is there, the chances of sending it back are slim For it grows wiser each time it is banished That is why when I return, you will have absolute hell to pay For I AM THE DARKNESS

[Dragonhearted]

"You sing an old song, a worn-out requiem that wants to be laid to rest."
-Me in a terribly emo moment


"Don't you DARE die on me!"
"Shut up; my head hurts more than the BIG GAPING WOUND, you buffoon!"
"Thank the gods...don't ever do that again."
"Or what, you'll keep yelling at me?"
-Griff and Pheonis, respectively. The straightest gay men on the planet

"******** you."
"Anytime."
-Aiden and Kaelesinn

[13Kai-Kai]

[Eserlin]

My Prof, to a night class:
So who loves Power Point?
Class:
*Cricket Chirp*
Me (Way to loudly):
Woohoo! Clip Art!



Friend:
Ah! She touched my butt!
Friend's BF:
Well, touch her's back.
Me:
Ah! She touched my butt!
Friend's BF:
Well, touch her's back.
Friend:
You're enjoying this a little to much.

[Steel_Apathy]

I randomly get things stuck in my head revolving around until they finally disapear through my fingers and this is one of them:


'The volcanic ash fell like snow from the dirty grey sky. To him, it seemed like the whole world revolved around this moment, this second, in time. And, for the tiniest millesecond, time stopped, and the whole world knew.'

Weird huh? Science class, mountains, you get the picture....

[Vagaries]

Eh... *confuzzled*

[Vi3t-GurL]

w/e

[Axis of Fabulousness]

It's never enough that you can just annoy me... You have to apparently annoy all sense out of me, which eventually leads to you getting your a** kicked because all sense is lost. That's not very sensible, is it?

Does everybody hate me so much to do the complete opposite of everything I tell them?!

Am I the only one here with an I.Q. that doesn't go into negative numbers?

But I wanna die! I've jumped off a cliff, skewered myself, shot myself, and been eaten by an alligator twice!

[Sonar Dream]

Some man say they have seen angels,
but I have seen thou, and thou art enough.
- Unknown

Does anybody know who wrote that quote?