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I read this one in "Phantom of Manhattan", and I might get it kinda wrong, but you'll get the basic idea. It's useless, but I like how everything is worded:

Through the wind and the rain, through the tears and the pain, I have not lived in vain, I have a son.

I wouldn't normally like something like that, but the rhyming and the person who spoke it (the Phantom heart ) made me like it..
JudasofKariot
"It's wheezing and banging like an asthmatic dinosaur in the mating season"
-Beneath a Steel Sky

(Actual converstion [names changed])

Me (to teacher): If I ask him to slap me, can he?
Other guy: He wants me to slap him but I have a problem with that.
Teacher: Really? You need to get over that.

(another real one)

"Let's all have sex with 3-D glasses!"


Wow, those are funny. Do you do stand-up too? heart
Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door...

* heart heart heart *
I thought this was supposed to be personal quotes?
Okay, I heard this somewhere, and can't remember from where. I think it was from a fanfic....*shrugs*

"She has moments when she appears stable, but then again, so does nitro-glycerin."
And then there was this little piece of truth, given to me by George Carlin....

"How to Induce a Clergy-man to Grab You by the Balls."
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"she is the past yknow. ok that is in the history."

real life convo:

Me"we shouldnt do that."
Mate:"why not?"
Me:"it dangerous, risky and i think its illegal"
Mate:"whens that stopped us?"
Me:"good point. me first"
Karite no Akashi
"Is there something stuck up your a**, or have you jsut been ******** up there too many times?"

(That one's mine. It's something one of my human characters says to a Demon Lord in my book)

(also mine, but names have been changed)

Jeanna: I think...there's rape in that book
Artemis: While on that subject I heard there's a rapist in the area
John: Yeah, we'll have to protect her
Jeanna: ...Nobody would want to rape me
Artemis: ...Why do you automatically say no one wants to rape you?
Jeanna: Why WOULD anyone want to rape me?

"H-he...makes my nether regions...feel odd..."

"I'm neither male nor female! I'm an alien that belongs to a species that has no gender...I'm A-sexual!"

Calvin: Why keep it a secret?
Jeanna: Because...it creates suspense!
Wouldn’t not having a gender and being asexual make it impossible to have sex? Sorry kinda had to ask lol.
"Weapons of Mass Destruction are not play toys dammit!"
"They aren't?"
"No, they're not. Now go away and press buttons or something."
five minutes later
Nuclear reactor meltdown in 5...4...3.....
"Ah s**t...."
In the depths of my very small mind, I have a few quotes I need to let out


"Savvy?"

"Tastes like a brick!"


"Whoa!!! Right through a brick wall!!!"
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Karite no Akashi
"Is there something stuck up your a**, or have you jsut been ******** up there too many times?"

(That one's mine. It's something one of my human characters says to a Demon Lord in my book)

(also mine, but names have been changed)

Jeanna: I think...there's rape in that book
Artemis: While on that subject I heard there's a rapist in the area
John: Yeah, we'll have to protect her
Jeanna: ...Nobody would want to rape me
Artemis: ...Why do you automatically say no one wants to rape you?
Jeanna: Why WOULD anyone want to rape me?

"H-he...makes my nether regions...feel odd..."

"I'm neither male nor female! I'm an alien that belongs to a species that has no gender...I'm A-sexual!"

Calvin: Why keep it a secret?
Jeanna: Because...it creates suspense!
Wouldn’t not having a gender and being asexual make it impossible to have sex? Sorry kinda had to ask lol.


That's the point...basically the female character says that to someone after they threatened (as a joke) to rape her...The female character is a bit bizarre
A quote by a friend of mine here on Gaia

"What crawled up your a**?"

He says that all the time to me
"Plummer? Whats that?"

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