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ilafatyu
"I've noticed a strange correlation. The more you talk, the more I want to slam my head in a door."


I need you to write a novel so that I can have an entire work filled with lines like the ones you post in this thread. They are all so unbelievably excellent <3
Xx-Alisaurous-xX
Here's me being horrible and mocking Suicide Awareness Day around my friends:

"And there's other more productive ways to stop sucide. Like someone's whos considering suicide is gonna be all 'YELLOW IS MY FAVE COLOR LOL DERP' and not kill themselves."


"We could just kill them all. That would reduce suicide rates. AMERICA: WE KILL YOU BEFORE YOU CAN"


Maybe it's the fact that it's 6 in the morning and I was up overnight writing, but that part in bold really hit my funny bone. Well done, milady.
dj_takuya
Xx-Alisaurous-xX
Here's me being horrible and mocking Suicide Awareness Day around my friends:

"And there's other more productive ways to stop sucide. Like someone's whos considering suicide is gonna be all 'YELLOW IS MY FAVE COLOR LOL DERP' and not kill themselves."


"We could just kill them all. That would reduce suicide rates. AMERICA: WE KILL YOU BEFORE YOU CAN"


Maybe it's the fact that it's 6 in the morning and I was up overnight writing, but that part in bold really hit my funny bone. Well done, milady.


That's insanely ironic because it was six in the morning when I came up with that, and I hadn't slept at all. Ha. Who needs sleep?!
"Let's pretend I didn't just do that..."
"But you did. I saw it."
"SHUT UP."

John grinned and sat back in the circle. "Continue!" he demanded.
"No!" Leo yelled back. "My back is in extreme pain!"

Mikey nodded. "That's essentially the idea."

"Because that's stupid and lame and boring." Mikey said politely.

I wasn't really into the whole 'people touching my head' thing


They're from that terrible book I never finished.
"You're destroying America!"

"See my pants? Oh, wait. I'm not wearing any."

"I sacrifice my finger for your love."

"Why aren't you guys watching the duck?"

"Don't stab yourself."

"I call this trick 'oh crap I hope I don't accidentally hit myself in the face with this yo-yo'."

"Today, I fell down a mountain."

"I'M DOING A PRESENTATION HERE!"

"Better get your face ready for death!"

"And his hair went down to everywhere...."

"Dude. You just healed my leg..."

"YOU CAN'T DRIVE THAT CAR! YOU'RE BLIND!"

"Don't stare! Advert! ADVERT!"

"I hit a baby."

"That's cool, babe. NOW YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!" scream

"I like listening to Australians telling me not to tickle them."

"Someone's pointing at us."
"Why?"
"Have you looked in a mirror lately?"

"Would you like the normal shortcut or the sexual shortcut?"

"Sometimes, I turn into a gorilla."

"When you're an awkward person, you do awkward things."

"Look at that cat. I think it's a cat, but it might be a human."

"STOP IT! GUYS!!! You look like you're on drugs!!!"

"Was one of your parents a polar bear?"

"What are you watching?"
"The food network."
"Then why are your pants off??"
".................. I like food?"

"Yay! I always wanted a disposable douche!"

"You... You got me 'Intimate Wipes: Cleaning the Privates One Wipe at a Time'?"

"Electrocuted by oxygen, Sir."
Me: do i need to tell you to crouch here?
Girlfriend: Oh, show me you care x
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Ruthless Hunter

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This is actually pretty random... it just popped into my head when I couldn't sleep and I can't seem to get rid of it.


"of ages long past and times long gone"

"of heart, of mind, of soul, of song"










*Note to self: Stop drinking tea in the middle of the night. I wake up weird.
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Blessed Informer

It's only after we've lost everything...

"I like you, but you love me."

"Something about green makes you fall in love with the sea."

"Appreciate the beauty that someone loves, and that someone is loved."

"The numbness is slowly becoming worse than the pain."

...that we're free to do anything.
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Perfect Nerd

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"I still love you, just not the way you love me."
"Oh, I don't know, you said some pretty mean things. Not things that a lover would say."
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Tipsy Raider

"I'll stop being a sarcastic b*****d when you stop being a stupid ********."
"It might be silly, but sometimes I hope you haven't entirely given up on me."
"I often wonder if it's the feeling of being loved and protected that I miss, then I remember how perfect my heart was and how he put my soul at ease."
"I don't want to be treated like a princess, I just want to be special."
"As we got older, the monsters crept out from under our beds and into our minds."
"Oh, the magic you find at Wal-Mart."
"If there was nothing wrong, then there'd be nothing right."
"Why don't you learn to talk like a rooster?"
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Dapper Vampire

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"Are you trying to play hard to get? Because I'm playing hard to get rid of!"

"If given the choice between life without love or love without life, which would you take?"
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“We’ve only just met and you’re imaginarily groping me? Shame on you!”
"It doesn't have to be imaginary."
"I apologize but I'd rather not cross any imaginary borders."

***

"I'm no whore! They get paid, if anything what I do is charity work."

***

"There's something out there!"
"Why yes, I imagine there is seeing as this is a forest. Generally they have living things in them but this apparently wasn't what you were expecting."
"That's not what I meant and you know it!"
“I didn’t see anything. Look if you were that afraid of going into the forest alone, you should have said as much. One of us might have held your hand.”
“I was not afraid! I-“
“Because running out of the forest like a demon was chasing is a complete sign of bravery. I must make a note of that.”

****

"Where did that rare wit go?"
"It's moved out along with what bit of a brain I had. They only had a temporary residence you see?"

***

“I believe you have me mistaken with someone who actually cares about your opinion.”
Ah, I've got to stop reading this thread, too many lines that I want to steal.
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Revered Nerd

"A battle would imply we have a chance of loosing."

With an optional: "and that is something I do not intend on doing."
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"Hospitals: the most expensive hotel in the world and the stay isn't even a comfortable one."

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