Awsome lines that have no place to go

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Interesting, yes	64.4%	[ 7766 ]
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Shaholl

I love it! biggrin Especially the last part heart

[avearia]

“he keeps pestering me.”
“What does he want?”
“He wants to borrow money. As always."
“Why don’t you just tell him no?”
“I did. I think he might be deaf in an ear or two.”

--

“God, why do they make those storm warnings so loud and irritating?”
“I guess they figure if you haven’t noticed the pure black afternoon sky, raging 100 mph winds, or the oncoming tornado descending from the clouds like a God of the Apocalypse come to wage Ragnarok upon the people, then obviously you’ll need the sound equivilant of a blaring neon sign to get your attention.”

--

"Hey, let's go to Sandra's party tonight."
“I don’t want to go to any parties.”
“Why not?”
“Last party I went to, I got poisoned.”
“But you stopped an assassination attempt in the process.”
“…And got poisoned.”
"You shouldn't let that ruin your fun."
"Hm. I'll go on the condition that you let me poison you sometime during the night."
"....Or we can stay home and order pizza."

--

You know, that’s almost romantic, in a semi-insulting sort of way.
Damn. I meant for it to be insulting in a semi-romantic way.

[Intelife]

"Sometimes I just feel this need. It's a burning, festering need, an insatiable lust, an unquenchable thirst, like the ragged maw of starvation ripping through my brain, and it demands blood. But not blood, in the sense of what flows through veins, but the cure for this desire, the object to which my entire being is brought. And then, once I obtain it, exalt in its presence, this feeling, this urge leaves me, and I'm left alone with this worthless, useless piece of junk, and no amount of cradling, cowering, or crying out can stop the rush of depression from pushing me to the brink of oblivion."


"'You! You think you're better than me? Me, who's slaughtered, shredded, murdered in cold blood every child, every mother, every elderly gentleman, every pet, every soul that could have possessed happiness? What makes you so good? I may destroy lives, ruin bodies, obliterate worlds, but you! You destroy ideas! You ruin dreams! You corrupt and desiccate that which makes sentient all living things! And you say you're above me? Hah! I say you are among the lowest scum, the lowest! You wouldn't be worthy to enter the same -system- of the planet on which the last little girl I killed wet the closet floor as I tore her parents and siblings to shreds! You don't deserve this existence! So I, being such a kind gentleman, will gladly relieve you of this life!'
'Oh, shut up and die already.'"

"'This is the end.'
'No, this is just the beginning!'
'No, I think this is just the end.'
'I'm telling you, it has yet to begin!!'
'You're saying that after coming so far to bring me down only to fail, you have even more up your sleeve?'
'Well, yes. Why?'
'Just curious. I'll keep that in mind, thanks.' -splat-"

[Misuki Marishima]

"Just where did you think you could go? Your life was naught but a futile struggle, a foolish endeavor that many would not have even thought of living through! And then you ran, as if it would make a difference!"
"There is one difference though. I'm not running anymore. I'll face you here and now, when it's only you and me."

"I hated everything about you, until I realized you had everything I've ever wanted."
"Then how did you feel?"
"I was... humbled."

"Oh come on, I've seen this before! We all know how this (movie/play/opera) is gonna end. The Good Guy is gonna end up with the Goody Goody Heroine!"
"Just watch. You won't be disappointed."
"Yes I will- huh? They're breaking up? But that's never been done in any romance story I've seen!"

[1_hell_devils_tears_3]

I've finally got one! Though I hope no one's already made something similar to it...

"There's not enough time in the day!!"
"There is enough time. You're just not using it wisely."

Now that I think about it, someone's probably already used it. ....It sounded so much better in my head and when I thought it was my line... oh well biggrin

[Ethereal Lady]

If I were all I wished I'd be, you'd all wish you were me.

My own personal signature line. blaugh

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Intelife

"'You! You think you're better than me? Me, who's slaughtered, shredded, murdered in cold blood every child, every mother, every elderly gentleman, every pet, every soul that could have possessed happiness? What makes you so good? I may destroy lives, ruin bodies, obliterate worlds, but you! You destroy ideas! You ruin dreams! You corrupt and desiccate that which makes sentient all living things! And you say you're above me? Hah! I say you are among the lowest scum, the lowest! You wouldn't be worthy to enter the same -system- of the planet on which the last little girl I killed wet the closet floor as I tore her parents and siblings to shreds! You don't deserve this existence! So I, being such a kind gentleman, will gladly relieve you of this life!'
'Oh, shut up and die already.'"

i love it biggrin i've got a character who would say something like that. could i use it please? biggrin

[Intelife]

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Intelife

"'You! You think you're better than me? Me, who's slaughtered, shredded, murdered in cold blood every child, every mother, every elderly gentleman, every pet, every soul that could have possessed happiness? What makes you so good? I may destroy lives, ruin bodies, obliterate worlds, but you! You destroy ideas! You ruin dreams! You corrupt and desiccate that which makes sentient all living things! And you say you're above me? Hah! I say you are among the lowest scum, the lowest! You wouldn't be worthy to enter the same -system- of the planet on which the last little girl I killed wet the closet floor as I tore her parents and siblings to shreds! You don't deserve this existence! So I, being such a kind gentleman, will gladly relieve you of this life!'
'Oh, shut up and die already.'"

i love it biggrin i've got a character who would say something like that. could i use it please? biggrin

Mmmmmmm.... I dunno.... I sorta quoted myself on that one. Used it in an ancient and long dead RP.

I kid, go ahead. xD

Oh, and as for your line, I thought this was how it was gonna go:
"There's not enough time in the day."
"Maybe in your day. Mine's got plenty."
smile

[1_hell_devils_tears_3]

cool, thanks biggrin
lol XD
"There's not enough hours in the day."
"Bummer. Guess I've been using the hours I thought you were gonna waste."

[Misuki Marishima]

"I'm so confused right now..."
"What's so confusing about it? All you have to do is keep on going."

---

"It's time to meet your doom!"
"That's my line!"
"No, it's my line, I said it first!"
"Give me a break, what are you, two?"

[Fireyoung]

I'm lost in a world of my own creation... and I don't know how I got here
********************************

My memories? They are stuck behind a thrice-locked door of pain, fear, and loss.
I don't know why they're there. Do you know why?

[Naexiac-one]

"I love my daughter but I hate her girlfriend."
True story from my best friend's mom. Ha. She said that jokingly and thought it sounded like a book title. I laughed and agreed.

[Misuki Marishima]

"I know a loophole to get around the wish limit."
"Try me."
"I wish that all my wishes come true. There."
"Oh, you should be very careful with that..."

----

"When all else fails, gamble!"
"But gambling is dangerous when you've already failed! That means the odds are against you!"
"Of course, meaning that Luck owes me a favor on my 101st attempt at something."

[ilafatyu]

"I was crying, but I had no choice. It was that or put my fist through a wall."

[[XblackfireX]]

My friend...My Irish drinking buddy...I'll send you to hell with a beer up your a**!

(My friend John said that at lunch in an Irish accent and everything. It was great.)