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Random line I thought of at work today. No idea where it came from, but it was too darkly awesome to forget.

"I am every bad thing that ever has and ever will happen to good people."
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"You're one of those People," she says, using that same whispering accusation that some people would use to pronounce Nazis or Republicans.
I straighten, smiling at her. "Yes. Yes I am. I take great pride in being a person, actually." I say, and the look on her face is priceless. "I can't help but notice, my lady, that you are one too..."
"Are you Mocking me?!" she asks, voice rising in anger.
"Only to the extent of which you deserve to be mocked."
Person 1: When life gives you lemon-

Person 2: I’m getting sick and tired of people saying that. How about if it gives me bacon? Everyone knows lemons taste like crap, why the hell would I want that anyways. I want to shove some bacon in my mouth!

Person 1: When life gives you bacon you promptly savor it.

Person 2: Much better.

Person 1: Because the after taste is even worse than that of a lemon.
"I didn't want to bother you. Looked like you were busy pretending to be half-important."

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"Oh, what the hell did I just step in?!"
"Your dignity."
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"I swear to God! If I hear Adele one more time, I'm going to jump out the window and run myself over."
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1: “How does Murphy’s law work?”
2: “Here, I’ll show you. Let’s play a game: Imagine you’re in charge of security at a banquet where the president is speaking.”
1: “…okay…”
2: “Your job is to get through the day without the President dying. Now. Prepare for the worst.”
1: “Oh, okay. Um, get personnel, check their backgrounds, station them around the president to shoot anyone suspicious. I also screen the partygoers as they come in for weapons.”
2: “The president died.”
1: “What?!”
2: “Someone poisoned the banquet’s food.”
1: “…Well fine! Then I do background checks on the kitchen staff and waiting staff!”
2: “He’s still dead. Someone sniped him out the window.”
1: “Fine! I move the party to Fort Knox!” (pause) “and comb the surrounding area for bombs! And make the president have a body-double! And make the president wear a protective hazmat suit!”
2: “Isn’t that a little excessive?”
1: “No! Did it work?”
2: “Nope. A meteor fell from the sky and crushed the building, leaving a crater the size of ten city blocks.”
1: “… okay, so Murphy’s law is basically, no matter how much you prepare, you’re still f*kd?”
2: “Yeah, basically.”
1: “Why prepare at all, then?”
2: “To obtain more interesting, amusingly disasterous results.”
1: “…I buy meteor insurance!”
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As a response to an unwarranted personal question:
"I'll tell you when you're older."

I overheard it on a train.
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1: i like songs where you can listen to it or watch the music video, and you will be able to deduce how the dance goes; teach me how to dougie... even the people are asking how to do it
‎1: I hate it when he does that.
2: Does what?
1: That thing where his mouth opens and words fall out.
2: ...Talking?
1: Yes, that! God, it gets on my nerves!
2: O_o

‎1: "Why are you always so negative?"
2: "What do you mean negative? I'm a ray of freaking sunshine! ...But not literally. Sunshine causes cancer."
I've dreamed of using this somewhere but it never seems to fit. I'm destined to find a place for it though.

"You are treading a path of salt and thorns, where emerging unscathed is but a pleasant fantasy."
LadyNaena
‎1: I hate it when he does that.
2: Does what?
1: That thing where his mouth opens and words fall out.
2: ...Talking?
1: Yes, that! God, it gets on my nerves!
2: O_o

‎1: "Why are you always so negative?"
2: "What do you mean negative? I'm a ray of freaking sunshine! ...But not literally. Sunshine causes cancer."


Oh! Would you mind if I used those in a story of mine? They're absolutely perfect for two of my characters!
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This happened during Halloween, giving candy out to kids:

1: Aww, cute costumes! What are you dressed as?
2: I'm Alice.
3: I'm the Mad Hatter.
4: I'm the Queen of Hearts!
5: I'm Hannah Montanna.

later:
1: I guess the last girl didn't get the memo.
Me: Or her white rabbit costume was accidentally washed with something Red.
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"Just what do you think you're doing?"
"Exactly what you told me to."

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