Awsome lines that have no place to go

Does this actually interest you, or are you here because you're bored out of your mind?

Interesting, yes	64.4%	[ 7761 ]
Not at all...I'm bored out of my mind	35.6%	[ 4294 ]
Total Votes:			[ 12055 ]

[SkyMessenger]

*two kids work on a dangerous plan*
Kid 1: Wait...what if this explodes?
Kid 2: If the explosion doesn't kill us, then mom will. Keep working.

[haunting heaven]

A conversation I had with my fourteen-year-old sister (K) about our brother's pet turtle. I usually keep my sister's insanity for my own writing because she is hysterical, but this is so off the wall even I can't work it into anything. So, feel free to steal, kids.

A: Birds of prey probably eat turtles.
K: Oh my gosh! Don't worry, turtle, I'll protect you!
A: He's in an aquarium. Indoors. That's protection enough.
K: Not according to the Bird of Prey through the Window Epidemic of Minnesota.
A: I'm pretty sure the kinds of hawks and eagles who eat turtles tend to stick around places where turtles tend to live. In other words, not our house.
K: Not the Bird of Prey through the Window Epidemic of Minnesota Hawk. I heard he's traveling here right now, just to eat our turtle.
A: Really.
K: Yes. He's already eaten three goldfish and ten turtles on his way here.
A: More turtles than goldfish?
K: Uh, yeah. Goldfish totally aren't in right now. There are a bunch of people who are like, "Oooh, turtles!" Then there were two little girls who were like, "Ooooh, goldfish!" But they got shot.

[sarkadark]

"On Farnsday, Maypril third, the sherrif was walking through the pandatree forest when he spied a most peculiar creature sleeping beneath the furry boughs."

There! It's out of my head and it will never bother me again.


... Don't ask.

[Jackathyn]

One of my characters.

"... That was their real victory over me, in that I became everything that they wanted me to be. A cruel beast, without any feelings except hatred and anger."

[Ianuarius]

"Life is the prelude to death, death is the epilogue to life."

[sarcasm is your friend]

"See, technically, we're not allowed to attack them unless they declare war first. They have to decide whether they want to risk fighting us or not. Something about us having an unfair advantage in that we're better than them in every way."

[Misuki Marishima]

"Don't blame weapons for killing people! It's people that aim at each other!"

[avearia]

Misuki Marishima

"Don't blame weapons for killing people! It's people that aim at each other!"

And I quote: "Guns don't kill people! Bullets kill people! Bullets, paired with copious amounts of blood loss!"

[Dark Gantz]

The deep dark before dawns first light seems eternal, but know that the sun always rises.

[sarcasm is your friend]

AmazingOutfitGuy

Click Here To visit our amazing Outfit Guild. It's Free! We will send out announcements Every time we come out with more outfits! To see more information, Click "Click Here" at the beggining of this message and read the guild information. We just started this forum, but once we get going it will be amazing. Just join, you dont have to do anything else, you dont have to buy anything, and you dont have to donate. Just please join! It's FREE!

Thank you, kind sir, for making your message nearly impossible to read so that I may struggle against the glare only to realise you're not actually posting an awesome line.

[The Colonist]

"Shut up and ******** smile."

[Misuki Marishima]

"They may call me "dark", but at least I know the truth!"