Awsome lines that have no place to go

Does this actually interest you, or are you here because you're bored out of your mind?

Interesting, yes	64.5%	[ 7968 ]
Not at all...I'm bored out of my mind	35.5%	[ 4377 ]
Total Votes:			[ 12345 ]

[YanFang]

"That man murdered my family. Killed my people, took my lands and got me exiled for something I didn't do so I lost all my friends too He have also tried to get me killed on several times. And you wonder WHY I hate that b*****d so much"

[Rean and Co]

Oh and another one:

"...I don't give a rat's arse about your health. Go chew on a stick, boy."

[Bambi-was-here]

I know this sounds stupid but i read it in a book that i really like.
It might not hold meaning to you but it does once you read the book.

"I concentrate on breathing."
Breath by Donna Jo Napoli

It just stuck with me. sweatdrop

[Oyakiiv]

Boy: *sob* *sob*

Girl: I wish to give you two pennies for your thoughts.

Boy: (looks up) *sniffle* Why two? *sniffle*

Girl: One for now and one in advance.

Boy: But why? (wipes away his tears)

Girl: Because you are the one I care about the most.

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Figured I would put this up, it's pretty good, but I figure that I wont be using it in anything I'm writing right now...

[Ms Laufeia]

"Yeah, I know. I'm cold and heartless. Care to surprise me with something I don't already know?"

[Ms Laufeia]

"What do I have to fear of a poet?"

[HatamanisDeath]

"Is life itself the purpose or is beauty and arrogance?"

[avearia]

"You aren't afraid of me. You should be. You think, "he is just a scholar, with books and thoughts and words. He is no threat." But Intellectuals--the steady, the quiet--they are the most dangerous. Those that run into a fight in a fit of berzerked rage may flash their strength... for a moment. My strength seeps in and endures. Perhaps I cannot chop you to pieces with a sword, but I choose my words and my moments carefully. I hold the universe in my mind, in my palm. My words have crushed kingdoms, and beware; if you aren't careful enough, they will crush you too."

--

Today was just one of those days, you know, when you feel that being rational makes about as much sense as having a tea party on a roller coaster.

--

"Sir, I'm calling to tell you that the book you've checked out is now 3 months overdue, and we would like you to return it..."
"HAHAHA! Come and MAKE me, Suckers! You'll never catch me alive!"

[XoXAlaskanPhyscoXoX]

"Happiness and misery coincide. If I was to get what I wanted; the rest of them would be left in more misery than before. I can't get what I want without hurting hundreds of other people"

[Argus Plexus]

(This is from a military sci-fi i'm writing)

"Pop the top. I'm going in." Then he jumps out of the hatch into space

[Meefu the III]

"I have yet to become smart enought, to know when to stop thinking."

I have no idea where I'm going to use this!

[AoibhealDragonheart]

My sister and her friends used this in a skit they did at one of their anime get-togethers, when I heard about it I thought it was funny and wanted to use it but alas there is nothing I am writing which it can be used for. Here it is:

"You'll never take the pocky alive!"

(just picture a very deep, manly voice saying this and you'll see how funny it sounds)

[Misuki Marishima]

"There is only one way you can ever truly lose, and that's if you lose your imagination."

[ClearlyClockwork]

Okay here's one.

Person 1: I always thought life as a tire would be interesting?
Person 2: No it would be tiring.
Silence: ...
Person 1: Not funny.

[ClearlyClockwork]

Here's another.

Person 1: Well Bob's your uncle then.

Person 2: Well yes, Bob is my uncle.