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Post: 10173626_106 created on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 16:36:12 +0000
Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005 16:36:12 +0000

I read this one in "Phantom of Manhattan", and I might get it kinda wrong, but you'll get the basic idea. It's useless, but I like how everything is worded:

Through the wind and the rain, through the tears and the pain, I have not lived in vain, I have a son.

I wouldn't normally like something like that, but the rhyming and the person who spoke it (the Phantom heart ) made me like it..

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Post: 10173626_107 created on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 18:44:07 +0000
Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005 18:44:07 +0000

JudasofKariot

"It's wheezing and banging like an asthmatic dinosaur in the mating season"
-Beneath a Steel Sky

(Actual converstion [names changed])

Me (to teacher): If I ask him to slap me, can he?
Other guy: He wants me to slap him but I have a problem with that.
Teacher: Really? You need to get over that.

(another real one)

"Let's all have sex with 3-D glasses!"

Wow, those are funny. Do you do stand-up too? heart

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Post: 10173626_108 created on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 18:45:51 +0000
Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005 18:45:51 +0000

Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door...

* heart heart heart *

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Post: 10173626_109 created on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 21:38:11 +0000
Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005 21:38:11 +0000

I thought this was supposed to be personal quotes?

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Post: 10173626_110 created on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 21:43:46 +0000
Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005 21:43:46 +0000

Okay, I heard this somewhere, and can't remember from where. I think it was from a fanfic....*shrugs*

"She has moments when she appears stable, but then again, so does nitro-glycerin."

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Post: 10173626_111 created on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 21:45:22 +0000
Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005 21:45:22 +0000

And then there was this little piece of truth, given to me by George Carlin....

"How to Induce a Clergy-man to Grab You by the Balls."

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Post: 10173626_113 created on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 20:33:48 +0000
Posted: Fri, 30 Sep 2005 20:33:48 +0000

"she is the past yknow. ok that is in the history."

real life convo:

Me"we shouldnt do that."
Mate:"why not?"
Me:"it dangerous, risky and i think its illegal"
Mate:"whens that stopped us?"
Me:"good point. me first"

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Post: 10173626_115 created on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 20:38:04 +0000
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Post: 10173626_116 created on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 20:43:16 +0000
Posted: Fri, 30 Sep 2005 20:43:16 +0000

"Weapons of Mass Destruction are not play toys dammit!"
"They aren't?"
"No, they're not. Now go away and press buttons or something."
five minutes later
Nuclear reactor meltdown in 5...4...3.....
"Ah s**t...."