Noname Wanderer
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Rael Islington
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Noname Wanderer
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Rael Islington
Noname Wanderer
And so the tenth level of hell is now open for all your torture needs........
Lucifer has never had such an easy time collecting souls.
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But Lucifer is too busy walking around in vinyl, sleeping around with all the demons, and just looking all prettyful. I maintain Martha Stewart runs hell.
Are you mad?! Martha Stewart?! She's nothing comapred to the most unholy of unholies. *dramatic pause* Anne Rice
But Anne Rice isn't nearly organized enough to control all the operations recquired to sufficiently run hell. While she can probably run one or two layers, you really need the wicker queen around. Who else can coordinate swimming time in the lava pits with equal use of the rack for all.
Not to mention scheduling required daily potporri(sp)-making classes.
(I think there's a "u" in there somewhere...)
Exactly! This is why Martha Stewart runs hell.
Okay, I'll submit there. But I was thinking someone a bit worse. Maybe Wacko Jacko? (Michael Jackson for most people)
He lacks the organized criminal mind. Maybe he's used as one of the torture devices, but I wouldn't give him that much credit.
On a completely unrelated note, my apricot just squeaked when I bit into it. Does that mean it's alive?