You walked in on the AAY...DOING YOUR MOM!??!?!

[A Drunk Animal]

Ew, you're into necro?
my my.

[Keiric]

That's nice mother.

At least you aren't insane or dead.

[Treeswatchyoumasturbate]

Mom... I dont care how desperate you are, please don't bring home half naked men you find drunk in a field!!!!

[Angelus Prime]

Oh for the sake of the gods can't you at least find someone with a pulse!

[Secret Temptress]

What the heck mom!? I told you so many times already not to bring random creepers home just because they offered you some damn candy!!ONLY I CAN DO THAT!DX

[Ortinbras]

you know whilst I appreciate that your both adults and therfor have certain "needs" I would like to request that could you please not make out on the living room floor for any who enter the house to see gonk

[Freakin Scout]

...My mom is really desperate now. First a RED Spy...then...god dammit.

[Cafe au Vanilla]

"W-WAAAAH~!" *begins crying hysterically*

[Aon the Almighty]

........... O.o............. *Run away* MIND BLEACH!!!! gonk

[Elrom]

Z-Zoe! You... You.... UNHAND MY MOTHARRRRR! scream

[Skadi Sundermount]

I am disappointed...but not surprised.

[primadonnas]

-Twiddles fingers- I wonder if I should be expecting another sibling....Probably not.

[Angelus Prime]

Pick up the gun she dropped in order to mount my mother and shoot them both with it.

[Decadent Delirium]

Hmm... just don't forget to cook her breakfast in the morning.

((@Majikina: rofl ))

[Majikina]

...Screwing an angel won't get you into heaven mom. :T