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Ew, you're into necro?
my my.
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Witty Genius

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That's nice mother.

At least you aren't insane or dead.
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Man-Hungry Vampire

Mom... I dont care how desperate you are, please don't bring home half naked men you find drunk in a field!!!!
Oh for the sake of the gods can't you at least find someone with a pulse!
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Vicious Carnivore

What the heck mom!? I told you so many times already not to bring random creepers home just because they offered you some damn candy!!ONLY I CAN DO THAT!DX
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Friendly Lunatic

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you know whilst I appreciate that your both adults and therfor have certain "needs" I would like to request that could you please not make out on the living room floor for any who enter the house to see gonk
...My mom is really desperate now. First a RED Spy...then...god dammit.
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"W-WAAAAH~!" *begins crying hysterically*
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Benevolent Fairy

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........... O.o............. *Run away* MIND BLEACH!!!! gonk
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Amorous Ladykiller

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Z-Zoe! You... You.... UNHAND MY MOTHARRRRR! scream
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Tiny Powerhouse

I am disappointed...but not surprised.
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Agile Raider

-Twiddles fingers- I wonder if I should be expecting another sibling....Probably not.
Pick up the gun she dropped in order to mount my mother and shoot them both with it.
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Heroic Entrepreneur

Hmm... just don't forget to cook her breakfast in the morning.

((@Majikina: rofl ))
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Doting Caretaker

...Screwing an angel won't get you into heaven mom. :T

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